"And your mom works at a popcorn store"

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  1. The Dentist

    The Dentist Well-Known Member

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    Might be the funniest thing I've heard in a rap battle, and it wasn't even a rap battle. Oh man, that shit cought me off guard I laughed so hard, and have been laughing about it all day
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  2. California Kid

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    it wasnt a battle.
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  3. The Dentist

    The Dentist Well-Known Member

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    right


    just sayin tbhammock
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  4. Stock IV

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    whats wrong with working in a popcorn store?

    my entire family works in one
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  5. StyNVHC

    StyNVHC he wont feel the fan

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    DNA calls the movie theatre 'the popcorn store'
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  6. THE CRUNK GHOST

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    wtf

    i don't find that very funny considering i work in a popcorn store w/stock and his family
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  7. The Dentist

    The Dentist Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to refine the line and start telling people "fuck you, your mom sells popcorn"
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  8. Stock IV

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    this is quite possibly one of the most inconsiderate threads ever

    do people ever think before they submit threads

    *asks crowd if they want to see an execution*

    *Crowd says FUCKKKKK YEAHHHH*

    *rolls in on unicycle wielding large blade*
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  9. mdk

    mdk i dump and i sprout

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    is that shit true

    DNA was very convincing tbh
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  10. THE CRUNK GHOST

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    crowd "kill him kill him kill him"
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  11. The Dentist

    The Dentist Well-Known Member

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    shut the fuck up faggot, your mother probably sells popcorn
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  12. The Dentist

    The Dentist Well-Known Member

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    damn, it works like a charm
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  13. THE CRUNK GHOST

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    he said that in literally the 3rd reply u heathen
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  14. Stock IV

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    *circles the dentist menacingly on aforementioned unicycle*

    *gulps beer*

    *pelvic thrusts*

    *serenades the dentist with a song on piano*

    *slits his throat*

    *crowd erupts*

    *shimmies to the left*

    *shimmies to the right*

    *exits*
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  15. The Dentist

    The Dentist Well-Known Member

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    oh ya, stock said his entire family works at a popcorn store. And choppa said his dad landed on the moon 30 minutes ago.

    you that dense or are you playin possum with me
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  16. THE CRUNK GHOST

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    *enters*

    *high fives stock as he exits*

    "hey dentist, time to FACE the music"

    *bashes dentist's face into piano keys*

    sings"soooome day out of the blue, in a crowded street, or a deserted square..."

    *crowd erupts*

    *exits via zipline*
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  17. The Dentist

    The Dentist Well-Known Member

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    you forgot *remains a virgin*
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  18. Stock IV

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    *remains a virgin*

    *reenters venue, waves goodbye to crunk in the distance*

    *fornicates with dentists previous love interests*

    *stares dentist in his wretched eyes*

    *receive fellatio from his mother*

    *snaps fingers, hisses and slides out on heelies*
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  19. ProfessorU

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    Damn this is a handicap match
    Stock and Crunk vs The Dentist
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  20. The Dentist

    The Dentist Well-Known Member

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    lol, wtf @ hisses. that's on that asperger's-having swag
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