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  1. GodLooksUpToMe

    GodLooksUpToMe You do too

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    1. the word will never be cool unless they r on drugs but we already stated thats how any1 can stand u

    2. i dont take pics i get on webcam where women pay me for just a glimpse. they pay u to go away. thats cuz they have enough money left since u pay their bills

    3. ive written a book on sex. its titled "DAD Knows Best:101 Ways to Female Satisfaction" on page 69 it says dont be named dark sun.

    ps. once again your incorrect like your choice in ugly women. i gain pride in knowing there r other men out there knowing wats its like 2 be a sexual beast like myself even if its unnatural and 4 a limited time. the original commercial went something like this...

    announcer:
    tired of not getting it up?
    Are you embarressed when your wife can only laugh at you?
    if she says " You must be related to dark sun" than its time 4 a change..

    try viagra and make your woman smile like if u were born as DAD. even if its 1hr or 4. you will be a sex stallion instead of a limp chimp. anythingelse is a lie
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  2. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    1. Everything I say, do and think is cool. You are just jealous because you wished you can say, do and think as you please like I can and still be cool by doing it like I can.

    2. I don't need to get on webcam. They see a picture of me online and come to where I am to see in person, pay me to please them and leave feeling like they would give me everything they own to express their gratitude. The only thing I pay women is some attention every now and then. I got kids to support.

    3. You can't even read a book. Nigga still doing book reports on Dr. Seuss literature and having to take lunch breaks and shit before he can make it through the whole book. I'm not on page 69 of any book. I am 69 personified...

    ps. I am the best lover to women that has ever lived. True story...No preservatives. 100% natural truth...
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  3. GodLooksUpToMe

    GodLooksUpToMe You do too

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    no parapgraphs....

    i win ur done.

    score is now
    DAD 100
    Dark Sun -50

    ps
    pinkchica is next to me right now
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  4. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    You may have won this battle but you could never take pink away from me! NEVER! YOU HEAR ME?!
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  5. Dawgtanion

    Dawgtanion I miss Ruby Gloom.

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    conclusion:

    mr ripper aint afraid to to drop anchor in shit harbor
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  6. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    lol @ mr. ripper---that's the kinda name you want to stay away from your poor anus. You will need a life time supply of tampons.
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  7. Dex Luiz

    Dex Luiz Guest

    I love women that are into getting buttfucked, yo.
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  8. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    What the hell is up with this "dad" and DS battle...LOL...wow
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  9. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    hahhahaaaaa... fuck that... oh hell nahhhh!!! LOL
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  10. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    That nigga occasionally challenges me to a duel of wits to test how much further he has to go to be a supreme being like myself...
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  11. GodLooksUpToMe

    GodLooksUpToMe You do too

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    u really need 2 stop thinking ur me when u say stuff like that peasant
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  12. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    You really need to 2 stop thinking period because everytime you do it's something stupid...
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  13. PinkcHica

    PinkcHica hip hop addict

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    WHAT THE FUCK!

    see this is why it's a one way street.
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  14. Dawgtanion

    Dawgtanion I miss Ruby Gloom.

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    i know a lady that was getting bum bummed and her ass pulled away from her body, basically homeboy was walking around with her ass on his dick for a week b4 it go blow torched off by a mr majicka lookin mofo, ok thanks bai.
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  15. mr.rip

    mr.rip New Member

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    damn who was she having sex with king kong?
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  16. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    Call me crazy but I just can't believe that story...Sorry.
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  17. MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN

    MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN Ray of Sunshine

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    Really? I find it incredibly realistic.


    lol =)
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  18. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    Nah I don't buy it for some reason...
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  19. Imperial1

    Imperial1 For pressed ones only

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    I tried it more than once with the same guy and I'm sorry yall, but that shit hurts! Everytime he talks about doing it, I quickly say "NO! THAT SHIT HURTS!" It practically feels like one of those big fat turds that are too difficult and painful to try and shit out your asshole. Imagine feeling like you have to shit for however long it takes for your man to cum. That shit freakin hurts!

    Imperial1
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  20. Sincere313

    Sincere313 Realist of them all

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    That shit HURTS like hell. I don't like the feeling of being backed up, and that's exactly what it feels like.
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