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Discussion in 'Ladies Lounge' started by mr.rip, Feb 29, 2008.

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  1. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    Sorry for ruining your thread rip, but I needed to let the ladies know what's up! ;o)


    and DAMN @ that desperate dude. WTf? lmao.
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  2. GodLooksUpToMe

    GodLooksUpToMe You do too

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    look whose talking
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  3. Nanijah's Mom

    Nanijah's Mom New Member

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  4. badassyella

    badassyella New Member

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    LMAO
    how did i miss this
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  5. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    What you trying to say? I'm lost here...
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  6. GodLooksUpToMe

    GodLooksUpToMe You do too

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    like this doesnt describe ur desperate wannabe DAD ass
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  7. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    WOW I don't even have a comeback for something that ridiculous! LOL!!!
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  8. chop stick

    chop stick Mr President

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    That's actually true, and can happen.

    and rip youre still with these questions super-lol

    i dont understand why any guy obsesses about putting in a womans ass anyway, unless you wanna switch things up maybe like once or twice a year. I'd rather go fishing.
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  9. GodLooksUpToMe

    GodLooksUpToMe You do too

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    i win again....

    victory after victory

    i may have 2 retire. its getting 2 easy. im not hungry anymore
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  10. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    Yeah you won alright....The Biggest Loser...

    Dark Sun is so consumed with himself he doesn't have the time to think about lames like you. He is magnificent in every way imaginable and his name will echo across the ages as women yearn to digest his unborn. He is splendor personified and you are just a splinter in the ass of insignificance. Your pale skin radiates lamenes, a lack of character and substance. And above everything else your oral sex game is inferior to that of a camel grazing on a woman's pubic hair...
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  11. GodLooksUpToMe

    GodLooksUpToMe You do too

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    u had 2 speak in third person cuz urself doesnt even believe that pile of shit.

    ps my oral presentations always get an A+ u C student
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  12. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    I speak in third person to marvel in the essence of myself. I still don't believe how magnificent I am so I have to step back and admire me all over again from time to time. You suck dick at eating pussy you skid mark on the underpants of society.

    Every clitoris that has felt my tongue desires to feel no other tongue but mine. Anything else is a lie...
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  13. GodLooksUpToMe

    GodLooksUpToMe You do too

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    by stealing my catch phrase u acknowledge my superiority...

    and i suck clit while eating pussy u eat shit while sucking nanis dick thats been in ur ravaged anus.

    every chick thats had ur tongue has tasted a lil vomit on their own...

    ps

    anythingelse is a lie
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  14. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    Claiming to have a catch phrase without owning copyrights to it is acknowledging your own inferiority.

    I stimulate every orgasmic nerve in and around the vaginal region whenever I touch it. You still have a hard time finding the vaginal opening. The only opening you are familiar with is your mouth when you let women take a dump in it. Your breath reeks of women's dinner and diarrhea...

    Every woman who had my tongue as experienced a brief period of the loss of all their senses because my game is so good it makes time stand still for them. This timeless trance gives them a feeling of weightlessness similar to an outer body experience. Only with me can they experience this sexual enlightenment and they will never desire to feel anything else.
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  15. Langford

    Langford New Member

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    hahaha
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  16. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    ^HEY!!! Have some respect! I'm trying to teach my son about the birds and the bees here!
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  17. GodLooksUpToMe

    GodLooksUpToMe You do too

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    1. we both know thats my catchphrase thats y u used it. go around the alley and rstl etc and ask if thats associated with DAD and the answer will be yes. just how your associated with gay remarks and long paragraphs

    2. just cuz your cat purrs at u when u pet her doesnt mean u can stimulate a pussy. i dont have a hard time finding a vaginal opening. i just look 4 the pussy most resembling your manhood and bingo pussy found. my mouth reeks of strawberries and cream. yours smells like cherries or better yet a broken 1 u dirty lil man.

    3. women have 2 lose their senses to be with u. its called alcoholism. they have to reach ecstasy by being ecstasy. their in a trance alright. they r seeing colors

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    ur the cause 4 viagra. my sex drive is the chemical code its made from
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  18. Dark_Sun

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    1. Sure I used the phrase that I know you use a lot not as a way of emphasizing what I was saying but more as an insult to your lameness. I am associated with awesomeness and that's something you wouldn't know anything about.

    2. I make pussy purr while being fully clothed and across the room so I don't need to physically pet it. Your mouth reeks of healthy choice entrees and tropical smoothies because you are trying to get rid of those love handles so you won't embarrass yourself if you take off your shirt this summer...

    3. Women drink after I am done with them to drown their selves in sorrow because I have stopped showing them sexual ecstacy. That's the only alcoholism that associates women with me.

    p.s. So you are proud to be associated with assisting millions of men with getting erections everyday? You should be proud you flaming homo...And that coming from me is a grave insult I will admit! LOL!!!
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  19. GodLooksUpToMe

    GodLooksUpToMe You do too

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    1.u using the word awesomeness proves u will never be a a member of the cool kids club. u sit by yourself at lunch dont u just like high school.

    2. i have already lost 5lbs and my love handles r being eradicated just like your chance of winning this discussion. me with shirt off> u with your shirt off and a winning lottery ticket

    3.u forgot the fact ur the reason they r in sorrow in the first place. realizing they have 2 have sex with u will make any1 a manic depressant.

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    i take pride in having millions of men feel like i do for at least 4 hours a day. every1 should be so lucky 2 have experienced the essence of perfection. if your looking 4 a flaming homo all u have 2 do is go 2 search and put in ur sn.
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  20. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    1. Me using the word awesome inspires people to revitalize the word in their vocabulary. And I don't sit by myself at lunch, I take a co-worker to my place for a mid day workout.

    2. Me with my shirt on > you with your shirt off and you photoshopping a bodybuilders body on you with the face of a youthful Fabio...and the probability of me winning the lottery is greater than your chances of sleeping with a woman more than once after sleeping with me. They might give you one chance to prove how crappy you are compared to me but that's highly unlikely especially if I am still sexing them myself at the time...

    3. No. Women feel sorrow for me when they realize I am not ready to settle down with them. I never make the first move with women at all because it's only a matter of time before they are overwhelmed with sexual desire to experience euphoria with me. You actually have to coach a woman to have sex with you. I'm sure you would make a great coach because your coaching skills have to be pretty refined from all the rejections you have experienced in your life. You should write a book on that...

    p.s. So you take pride in having millions of men experiencing ED just like you and have to result to stimulants for limp noodle? And you have the nerve to claim any kind of consistent sexual pleasure with women but you can hardly get it up...
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