America pretty wack tbh

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  1. Soul_Was_Taken

    Soul_Was_Taken Active Member

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    American cliff notes

    - Almost $15,000,000,000,000 in debt (like $40k per Citizen)
    - Havent won a war since WW2, which you were too pussy to get involved in until it affected you directly
    - Country acquired through thievery, noble British stayed in Britain
    - Countries foundation based on thievery and slavery
    - Failed to defeat a country 30x smaller in population (cuba)
    - Korea? Bodybag
    - Cuba? Bodybag
    - Vietnam put ya Bodybag in a bodybag


    Idk why you hate all on Okwerdz he's the walking embodiment of your country

    lml peace out

    EDIT: Managed to win civil war, forgot, my bad, America only 2-100998979 now
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  2. JerseysOwn

    JerseysOwn Smoke 40s & Drink Weed

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    50 bucks says an overseas battle rapper writes all this down and uses it as ammo in their next international match.
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  3. andrewins

    andrewins Well-Known Member

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    lml subscribed
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  4. Shameless

    Shameless Friendship is magic!

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    America invented Hip Hop which you faggots overseas are trying to ruin with your awkward whiteness and terrible accents.
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  5. Shameless

    Shameless Friendship is magic!

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    Stop that.
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  6. Soul_Was_Taken

    Soul_Was_Taken Active Member

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    Almost twice as large a % of our populace subscribes to DF than yours does URL. Combined with GT it gets closer but the vast majority of GT subscribers will also be URL subscribers so they're not all unique people.

    British battle scene > US battle scene

    Numbers don't lie

    lml
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  7. Chaunce922

    Chaunce922 New Member

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  8. Rainhands

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    LMFAO!!!!!

    Best thread of the month. This bodied me.
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  9. jay to the p

    jay to the p New Member

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    revolutionary war anyone?
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  10. r3m0v3r

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    now im english in the states but im siding with the states on this one. (for arguments sake)

    cuba was backed by russia (and that changes things a lot)
    korea was backed by china (same as above)
    ww2--- yeah usa showed up in the last 5 mins ill give ya that!

    the national debt is way to high, but at least we dont pay 10 a gallon for petrol like u do, have an antiquated and crippling class system like you do.

    when we goto war, the decisions are made by cowboys and football player type people. when u goto war, the decisions are made by sir lord pocenby the third of pwnedshire whose total war knowlage is comprised of fox hunting on the weekends.

    when new products come out, there here, first, and there cheaper.

    when british people get shot, they throw riots and embarass themselves globally, when americans get shot. we just shoot back.

    when we say how it is in nato. people do it. when u say how it is in nato, people listen (to the usa)

    and lets not get it twisted. the uk is like america's unofficial 53rd state.


    i do agree with the debt shit. obama's trying to ge the rich people to pay there fair share, and the conservatives are running the cock block. so obame comes on tv daily and throws them all under the bus. i cant say obama is my favorite president but i really respect how he opperates and i feel he is fair to the working class in the usa. if i could vote id vote for him again. better than than ron paul
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  11. bountyhunter

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    The bodybage scheme ended all my vital functions.
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  12. Rainhands

    Rainhands Well-Known Member

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    UK humour >>> Gay ass american humour.

    The Office >>> The American Office

    Suckadick
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  13. Shameless

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    Is this Mrjdms alt account or something? o:
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  14. Chaunce922

    Chaunce922 New Member

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    funniest part is he doesnt mention WWII when if it wasnt for us that the uk would be speaking german right now and bowing to hitler's grandson... And why would we participate in a war that has nothing to do with us? (yea we do it now but thats different)

    Size of a country doesnt matter when nukes are involved..

    This is easily the most un factual borderline retarded thread ive ever seen, good job though for making me post a legitimate response.
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  15. Soul_Was_Taken

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    So makes a giant tl;dr list of all the reasons UK is different from the US then says were like a 53rd state.

    lml smart cookie
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  16. Soul_Was_Taken

    Soul_Was_Taken Active Member

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    I co-sign Mrjdm, and read that post in the thread. He bodied your entire battle scene.
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  17. Soul_Was_Taken

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    If your referring to Cuba, its not like you didn't try. Your military attempted a covert operation to kill castro but, guess what, fucked it up.

    Standardly horrible US military.
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  18. MaDneSstheKing

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    Yeah, it really sucks when we don't have to know anything else about the rest of the world but they know everything about us.
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  19. bountyhunter

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    We created Family Guy & Taco Bell.

    /thread

    Edit: Open thread.

    Edit 2: Our leader is black; yours is a senile old bitch.

    Edit 3: /thread
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  20. Chaunce922

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    So we had sadam literally in sight more than 2 occasions and we didnt pull the trigger, we only make moves that benefit our country, just like any other country would.
    No country is perfect, dont even try to act like the UK is some holy place that never committed atrocities to humans: Occupying india, australia, the crusades... all the wars with the irish and china, We learned it all from yall.
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