almost got into a fight at the tram stop this morning ...

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  1. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    ... after finishing my red bull, i put it on the ground strategically (not littering).

    this bloke walks up to me and goes "you seriously couldn't walk two metres to put it in the bin?".

    i played the denial card straight away and told him "i'm still drinking it mate, calm down, it's not even empty".

    to which he responded "boy you're fucking ridicilous, you're seriously claiming this?", i just kept smiling at him.

    the whole tram ride i made an effort to look at him and fake drink from my empty can that i picked up again.

    when he walked off, i patted him on the shoulder and said "cheers", the cunt still didn't crack a smile.

    should have round house kicked him and stabbed him with an umbrella, yeah - not really a fight.

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  2. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    I wish I was more confrontational. At least as confrontational as I am in my head when something upsets me, lol

    All the time you see people throw garbage from their car, or not pick up after their pet's business....so many things.

    I'd love to have the guts to call 'em on it.
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  3. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    you fucking littered?


    shit, thats pretty wack
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  4. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    Should have had him pick it up for stalking you....if he refused then call him a hypocritical tree fucking hippy, buy another red bull and spill it next to him. Follow it up by whipping out your penis and pissing in the can. Kick the shit in his direction and raise your big nose at him so he knows you mean business. ..
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  5. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    i wish you were around to advise me with such wisdom.

    first world problems.

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  6. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    So you're a shit bag litterer and then you tried hiding it because you're an irresponsible shit stain? Got it.
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  7. Geedorah

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    He had a point, why is it so hard?
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  8. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    So did the can end up in the bin?
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  9. Superman70

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    your first sentence says you were not littering but you were, right?
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  10. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yes he was littering and got called on it.

    then when he was called on it he picked up his can and pretended it still had stuff in it and proceeded to carry it with him as to trick the guy into thinkin he wasnt littering in the beginning. Somehow, through upside-down australian logic, he thought that was way easier than just throwing it away in the first place
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  11. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    I dont litter. I want other peoples kids to be able to enjoy the world as i have.
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  12. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    aye, my dogs 3, which means hes 21. hes an adult. if he wants to shit in the park, it aint my place to interfere. if he wants to leave it there, thats his choice.
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  13. Superman70

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    ok thats what i thought.
    that's pretty funny that he pretended to drink from an empty can. guy must have been pretty menacing, huh/
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  14. Matches T. Malone

    Matches T. Malone Registered Playboy

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    Should have just thrown it in the bin, mate.

    I usually don't care for confrontations with strangers, but I'd like for it to happen at least once in a while. I kinda miss my hs/college days when I was small/skinny enough to have to stare someone down, instead of them just looking away immediately once I inadvertently flex my shoulders.
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  15. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    what are you the fucking environmental police?

    yes.

    yes, i was, but strategically.

    thanks for the needless summary.

    do you want a fucking award for this?

    far from menancing, i just didn't want him to have the last word.

    so to save face i pretended to gulp down some red bull from an empty can, just for the humour.

    it's all about saving face at the time of confrontation.

    if anything, it pissed him off further that i pretended it wasn't empty, so i won.

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  16. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i think nu, to win, you should have bounced when he wasnt looking and left the can in your place. Then when he looked back hed see your litter and shake his fist and say "Newman"
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  17. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    lulz.

    why does knowledge keep responding in my threads like he's going to get a fucking response from the god.

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  18. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    He wanted you to throw the can away. You threw the can away.

    Explain to me again how you won?
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  19. DaAlmightyDolla

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    you should have met him the next day on the platform with an empty redbull placed next to your shoes......

    or left an empty redbull on the platform with the words..."fuck you" written on it for him to find.
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  20. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    My neighbors constantly let their dog run loose, and he's ALWAYS doing his business in our yard.

    We keep throwing it under their deck.
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