Almost Famous: The Got Life? story. (RM Exclusive)

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  1. J o o k

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    Hello friends, and welcome.

    This thread is specifically to show love to Got Life? not only for his achievements, but for blessing us with his presence here at Rapmusic.com.

    I would like to start with a statement of realness, that establishes his position in the game of hip hop made by Mr. Got Life? himself.

    That not only calls for a plethora of respect from our fellow textcees but it also calls for a whopping

    L O L Z O M G F A G G O T

    ahem may we continue.

    Not only has he worked with nas (as seen below)

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    He has also been seen all over the globe at hip hop events everywhere getting all the woman, proving he is a true ladies man as he states in his next exclusive comment:

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    What a ladies man you big hunk of Adonis you!

    Further proof of this hansom big foot delighting miss Kim Kardashian herself.

    WATCH OUT RAY J!!! BIG GOT LIFE? IN THE HOUSE!!!

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    After masterminding the game with his talents of cock sucking and board surfing for hours, he developed a relationship with the all time great P. DIDDY:

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    So I know what you're thinking? How could a textcee from Rapmusic.com get so big? Well I happen to have the time line of events that pushed him to hip hop royalty.


    The Time Line

    -- He first comes to Rapmusic.com after being banned from Xang.a when the RSTL members contacted their admin and let him know that Got Life? had bitten all the RSTL writers and put their work on his site as his own. Get this shit, he was actually commenting on the STOLEN pieces to other people as if they were really his. WOW what a fucking loser. Faggot. Homo. Bitch. Scum. Fuck faced ugly fat goober = ].

    -- He then signed up for the RSTL as a point to show that he really could write, and he was just "Showcasing" the stolen pieces. YES HE SAID HE WAS JUST SHOW CASING the shit he stole from here.
    L M A O H O M O

    -- He went on to suck terrible in the league and was about 20-20. Most wins coming from no shows.

    -- So what does he do next? He makes an alias named Xhaiu Dun (or whatever fucking idiotic indiscreet bullshit he thought of) and let Baron ghostwrite him to a title shot, but still couldn't win it even without the "hate votes" he got on his Got Life? name.

    Disturbing? Wait there's more

    -- He gets popped for recycling so much that the EPA sent him a certificate of appreciation for his efforts in slowing global warming him fucking self.

    -- He' then becomes indecisive as Q's pregnant wife saying he's done with the league after getting shut out by nom de plume. for his 3rd loss in a row.

    -- What does he do? Recycling again. Shouts to Captain planet. He's our hero.


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    -- As a mod he changed the archives to make his record look better, then was promptly demodded for his tactics, and never will he mod again.

    So if you want to become one of the boards elite posters, follow the footsteps of the all time great Got Life? and you will secure your spot among the hip hop greats:



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    Die faggot. You lose at life.

    All pictures courtesy of TR Avy's and Graphics and may not be reproduced or reused without the expressed, written consent of The Republican Party.
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  2. Complete Chaos

    Complete Chaos I'm Drugs.

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    Wow, he looks like the dude from the goonies.


    Good shit. Quite the enjoyable read.
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  3. Chin Kwon

    Chin Kwon The Angkorian

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    he look like my manager!
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  4. MetaSin

    MetaSin I Don't Believe In You...

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    ouch. i don't got no problem with GL? but this was pretty harsh lol.
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  5. Lucifa

    Lucifa Viva La Eva

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    that last pic woulda been better overlapping Biggies face ret .. but lol @ the back of the crowd photo ..
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  6. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    edit: as a photoshop user, i'd love a crack at a few of those pictures please!
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  7. MetaSin

    MetaSin I Don't Believe In You...

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    lol@ that^
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  8. Lucifa

    Lucifa Viva La Eva

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    nah son should be in soon to give Jook props on this ..
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  9. ******

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    Same...
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  10. J o o k

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    lmfao i dont have the pics yo
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  11. Lucifa

    Lucifa Viva La Eva

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    TR ain't touching my photoshop skills .. lol ..

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  12. ******

    ****** ******

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    Give me the pic Lucifa...ill handle this...
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  13. Pharaohe Def

    Pharaohe Def Take a Swing

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  14. Lucifa

    Lucifa Viva La Eva

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    it's in his profile ..
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  15. J o o k

    J o o k Guest

    o m g
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  16. Got Life?

    Got Life? Resident Megalomaniac

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    Can't see the pics cause i'm at work, but lets go through the list...

    1) I was never banned from xanga, I deleted that site well after revealing by myself the fact that the shit /w that xanga crap had been me.
    2) More than 80% of what was on that xanga was written by me, which included story telling, topical stuff, poetry, blogs, random shit, and some pieces I showcased from the RSTL as well as other places. *Still being your only thing you have...EVER...against me which is from before I even registered on RM, great investigate work there scruff mcgruff*
    3) LMAO at 20-20...or more like I started 8-6, where those loses came at the hands of riko, tali, and other top notch writers...moved onto 20-10 or so and am now 71-32, but nice try.
    4) I borrowed Extreme Venom's name Xiahou Dun because I wanted to sign out for a few weeks and try a different style, I had a lot of success with it because I stopped getting hate under my name and in the contender match I didn't have time to write and asked Baron to ghost for me (Baron can verify this is the 1 time he actually ghosted for me)...either way the opponent no-showed so it didn't matter and I revealed myself in the title match where i lost by a marginal count while catching hate votes and with pent up catching several crew votes to allow his victory.
    5) As a mod I got tired of doing absolutely all the work and my writing was in a slump in light of it so I stopped modding and lol @ me adjusting the archives in my favor, is that why I took them down to reflect the fact they need to be adjusted due to tained mods like yourself and dic cheating in their own favor? Do tell me how I changed it in my favor if they're no longer up?
    6) And I was demodded because I came into the pit and said I'm done modding, not anything else, my editting was taken away because I fucked with LDoggs posts a few times making him look like a retard, but that was all.

    So all in all you have against me the fact of the xanga thing which i revealed years ago...basically you're just rehashing something everyone knows...and the fact that I recycle? way to go killer.
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  17. Got Life?

    Got Life? Resident Megalomaniac

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    Now lets look at jook.

    here's him voting for himself as trybz.

    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1063722
    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1064816
    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1066941

    3 of the first 4 matches so far, not bothering /w the anaphora KO since anaphora posted some bs poem.


    Jook talking to himself...after bitching out vs TR...

    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1067996

    ironically that same week...

    Trybz becomes a beast and has Jook's writing style.

    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1067993

    he then leaves for a few...

    comes back as both nah son and trybz, wins via no-show...never votes. Gets win and advances anyway. Jook ruling mod.

    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1071400
    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1070242

    Following week...

    Nah Son loses to Me, but Jook didn't bother voting since I had recyled the week prior so he was clear to advance, and even though he lost by votes and that wasn't the match I recycled in, he still advanced himself.

    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1072395

    Nah son also yet again fails to vote.

    Nah son makes up "Sister beaten by hammer" to avoid facing Q in the final champ match to keep points edge.

    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1076727

    Jook extends prayers to own imaginary beaten by hammer sister.

    First round of the play offs...

    Trybz and his seven points considering his lack of links in his no-show win over CK got awarded a win making him 5-3...

    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1076716

    cause 4-3 would have been 5 pts and then trybz would have been facing nah son and jook couldn't have that.

    Trybz vs Luci.

    Jook votes for trybz.
    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1077849

    Jooks plan pays off...

    Semi-finals

    Trybz and Nah Son meet.

    Trybz no-shows.

    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1080146

    on the other side of the table.

    Jook, Trybz, and Nah Son vote against me to give the edge in order to keep me out of the finals.

    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1080145

    the rest of the story we all know.

    the only one failing at life is you kid.

    way to have conversations with your own aliases, make up stories of your sister being beaten into the ICU by hammers, vote for yourself, cheat people out of wins they rightfully earned all in the hopes of winning in a text league.

    you are gayer than gay.

    you are the biggest cheater since omen.

    no one has any respect for you anymore.

    congrats kid.

    you really WON at life.
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  18. J o o k

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    L M A O


    what a fucking faggot.



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  19. Lucifa

    Lucifa Viva La Eva

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    Lucifa, Perfect Drug, Got Life?, nom de plume.+, Pharaohe Def, Baron Mynd+, MetaSin


    it's true .. Got Life?'s name attracts the crowds .. omgomg ..
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  20. nom de plume.

    nom de plume. rumbrave.

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    all i did was ctrl+F nom de plume.
    hooray.
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