allow me to be lipstick alley type queer for a thread..i'm fucking bored.

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  1. Index Lewis

    Index Lewis Sadomasochist.

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    hahahaha

    when i'm bored with no guitar around, I usually envision the fret board and practice hard chord transitions with my fingers.

    it never really works, but keeps my hands active so I can just pick up the guitar later on without any real warm up.

    sometimes people will catch me and I have to pretend my hand is asleep or some shit.
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  2. Macabre

    Macabre Guest

    I almost always have to go through scales to make my fingers less retarded before playing.

    I played for quite a while on saturday after work and I started to fuck up simple chords. When someone happens to see me do it I pretend i'm just doing some professional trick.
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  3. TheWarchief

    TheWarchief Well-Known Member

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    if I'm alone with a girl, I'll totally try to play with her asshole out of nowhere
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  4. Macabre

    Macabre Guest

    I'll eat random things to see what a swollen appendix feels like.
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  5. SpAnKy

    SpAnKy 플레이보이

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    Mayo is for crackas.
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  6. Jaded Conceptz

    Jaded Conceptz ....

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    I wear two pairs of socks, inside out..

    I use "..." too much

    I always pick my food apart..

    I always drink my coffee with a straw...unless there's no straws..

    Feet super disgust me..

    I never use the top napkins, and I always throw out the first few layers on the toilet paper before I use it..

    When I eat my Raisin Bran I eat all of the flakes first and leave the raisins for last, and then I have to stuff all of the raisins in my mouth at the same time...even if there's too much and it almost makes me choke..

    I always lock the bathroom door, even if I'm home alone..

    I always feel watched, so I'm constantly looking around me and such..

    I put my socks on before I even step out of the shower... well, after I dry them off, of course..
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  7. illustrate

    illustrate watch my shoes

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    -im not jamaican but i can understand patois' perfectly i can even speak it pretty good

    -i put ketchup AND mustard on my cheese burgers sometimes [dunno]

    - i drank soda almost every day for a long time till one day i started drinkin just water

    - now i only drink water 9/10 times and i hate the taste of normal soda i only fucks with orange or puple

    -i taught myself how to write and do everythin with both hands

    -i got different hand writtin with my left and right hand

    -i always close the door when im in the bathroom even if im jus washin my hands
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  8. FukkedUPKidR

    FukkedUPKidR Guest

    i pee standing up
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  9. Jaded Conceptz

    Jaded Conceptz ....

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    ^^ahaha.. I tried that many times, and it does not work..
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  10. Pyro Tecknik

    Pyro Tecknik Harbinger of DOOM

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    ^i bet it would if you had a 3 inch clitoris....i could imagine some girl with a severely beat up pussy being capable of such a thing.


    i'm ambidextrous...somewhat. i throw and kick with my left, i can masterbate and eat(never at the same time though) with either hand, but can only write with my right.
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  11. FukkedUPKidR

    FukkedUPKidR Guest

    i do whatever i want, whenever i want. if i want to take a crap upside down, well.. yeah.
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  12. TruKaos

    TruKaos I'll Box Your Ears

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    i'm ambidextrous

    i only use one kind of silverwware

    i never let the microwave beep when its done, i always stop it at 1 second
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  13. Shellyshell

    Shellyshell Addicted

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    I stress over everything

    I eat Raisen Bran with no suger

    I eat my big macs piece by piece, it just tastes better that way

    I eat all my fries before I eat my big mac

    I tend to like mean people, I guess because I'm so nice, who knows

    My Miriah Cary ringtone is my favorite

    I have always been turned on by cute white boys with long flowing hair;-)

    I have over 500 stuffed animals

    Guess that's about it.
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  14. quruxley

    quruxley SHHHHHET MAN!

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    i cant pee at other peoples houses

    i shaved my legs about a week ago...the last time i did was last year...summer time.

    if i make chicken burgers & shit at home..i dont use buns..i use regular bread slices and when everything is ready and my burger dressed...i sandwich/squish the bread flat

    i like to dance by myself rather then grind on some guys at club...unless he's really hot.

    i like to change hair colours alot

    my little cousins make me hate kids...i just wanna knock out my neighbours kids when they wanna play/talk with me

    i wanna learn more about possession & veudon(voodoo)

    i have/take a shitload of pictures ..but i hardly ever show people. unless ure special or on my msn...which makes u special anyways lol =)
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  15. FukkedUPKidR

    FukkedUPKidR Guest


    whenever i put something in the microwave, i go to the bathroom and try to beat the clock. so if something is in there for 30 seconds i try and pee/wash my hands, and get back in time before it goes beep beep

    it's fun.
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  16. DiZahStur

    DiZahStur Wears Orion's Belt.

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    wow.

    Hello, me.
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  17. S-M-O-K-E

    S-M-O-K-E DUH DUH DUH DUH!

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    I used to always go ".." after EVERY line I typed..
    I have no problem wearing the same pants for 5 straight days, if they're not visually dirty..
    I grew up poor, my parents are rich now.. And sometime I have a holier than thou attitude..
    My family.. (aunts, uncles, and grandma) drive me away from hanging out with them because they're soooooo nosey..
    If I date a girl that isnt top notch good looking, I'm always checking out other girls, if she's super hot, I'm all into her.
    I do and say stupid shit AND know that I did it.. And still dont give a fuck..

    I'm sure there's more, but I'm at work not working.
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  18. Pyro Tecknik

    Pyro Tecknik Harbinger of DOOM

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    i do that as well...only with stuff that takes about a minute, though. i rush either up or downstairs, take a wizz...and as i mentioned before, i flush the toilet early...trying to time it so that i finish right before the toilet stops...rush back and THEN stop it with the one second left, cuz i hate the beeping sound.

    needless to say, my socks get pretty beat up and dirty.
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  19. TruKaos

    TruKaos I'll Box Your Ears

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    yeah, im pretty sure thats how i developed that habit.
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