allow me to be lipstick alley type queer for a thread..i'm fucking bored.

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  1. Index Lewis

    Index Lewis Sadomasochist.

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    what are some weird things about you?

    for one, i refuse to use exclamation points.

    they just make things sound mad gay to me.

    "i just fucked a bunch of hot horny sluts!"

    i dunno..for me, the exclamation point even makes that sentence gay.

    i dislike using capitals letters. reaching over and holding down shift requires more energy than I want to use up.

    my replies look like screen plays because, well..shit, i dunno. i'm too fucking stupid to form paragraphs I guess.

    i catch myself flicking light switches 2 times or so. i don't like when hood ornaments are facing the wrong way. i'm pretty sure i have ocd.

    i believe that the godfather series is overrated as fuck.

    i cried to beaches, terms of endearment, and homeward bound 2.

    i put on aim only to block everyone.
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  2. Short2003

    Short2003 AbsoluteHotness

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    I pick apart everything and smell it before I eat it...Even if I JUST made it like 5 minutes ago I still do.. [dunno]
    I ALWAYS spill my food/drink on me when I'm on lunch @ work
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  3. da_after_shock

    da_after_shock New Member

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    I love white people, but I hate them too.
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  4. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    i usually punch myself in the head or face after a workout

    i type the same way and i use a bunch of '........'s'

    i dont eat much fast food and i wont eat it at all if there isnt a black or white person cooking the burgers.....nobody else knows how to cook burgers, not mexi's not jappers

    i refuse to ride in certain cars- saturns, cavaliers, sunfires, basicly anything a high school female would drive

    all i care about is sports, pussy and money, and sleep
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  5. relliK dnegeL

    relliK dnegeL New Member

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  6. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    i am indeed
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  7. D_Y_O_Z

    D_Y_O_Z .

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    hey man its good to read a post from you
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  8. Pyro Tecknik

    Pyro Tecknik Harbinger of DOOM

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    i hate using exclamation points as well, i only use them when they're not necessary...mainly to express sarcasm over the net more efficiently. and i'll use a period when an exclamation IS required...because that's how i am. a sar.castic bastard who's poised and composed like no other!

    i also punch myself in the face and neck after a workout or when my adrenaline is rushing. my jaw and neck are thorough as the fuck(n/h)....i've pretty much trained myself to take a hell of a punch to the face and neck, not that anyone has ever gotten the chance to, but if anyone got lucky...it wouldn't(or at least shouldn't) faze me at all(or much). pardon the pun.

    i choke *****s...literally. when i don't feel like getting my knuckles all bruised up, i'll choke a ***** into submission. no joke. although, it is pretty funny to watch i suppose. it's fucked up i'll admit, but it's a great feeling...having someones life in your hands so...physically/forcefully/directly. once, someone tried choking me back(one of the first times i tried it, i left the opening out of lacking experience)...but that only enraged me, almost snapped his shit off his body. and the funny thing is, i try to avoid violence...i do, but some people...obviously too stupid to know when they're outmatched. through them, i've learned not to underestimate anybody.

    i always flush the toilet before i'm even done pissing. it's like i always feel rushed...even when i'm not.

    i hate being sockless...it's fucking uncomfortable. i know girls(for whatever reason) dislike fucking or sleeping when i had my socks on(ex's of course...i'm not a whore), but i can't stand not wearing any socks. i refuse to take my socks off for anything or anyone!
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  9. DiZahStur

    DiZahStur Wears Orion's Belt.

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    I use accesive commas...

    I can mentally block out anything...deaths in the fam/anger...

    I can eat habanero peppers like cherries..somehow?

    I have random routines that i do out of pure habbit...

    I rather see people die, than animals.

    I once tried to see if i could stick tacks to 5 of my fingertips..haha...
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  10. x - calibur

    x - calibur Guest

    nerd.
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  11. Pyro Tecknik

    Pyro Tecknik Harbinger of DOOM

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    i do wear black-framed Mitani glasses.
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  12. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    i dont usually like when a chick talks when im fucking her it depends on what shes saying

    i HATE jimmy hats but i use them all the time, unless its a girlfriend

    i check under the covers for spiders

    i take stairs instead of elevatord when i can

    i like to shit in a toilet and leave it there
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  13. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    I wear my socks inside out

    i wear two pairs at a time....

    I talk to bugs like they are my minions....

    i re-enact the BTK slayings with my stuffed animals.....
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  14. BEEF Z

    BEEF Z New Member

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    Aint nothing weird about me
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  15. Macabre

    Macabre Guest

    I like to think of people on some sites I go to as nerds, but I usually know more than they do.

    I'm pretty good at guitar, but I won't play it in front of people unless they appreciate music on a higher level. I'd actually like to become a really popular musician that could probably start a cult just to quit without a reason.
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  16. Macabre

    Macabre Guest

    I've also practiced telepathy.

    Shit doesn't work.
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  17. Look im Gangsta

    Look im Gangsta New Member

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    I feel uncomfortable getting my dick sucked.

    I love going to clubs but I hate dancing.

    I can't pull girls just to fuck them. I can't dump girls. Both because of some bitch made feeling my mother cursed me with. But I feel fine pretending to be dead/on holiday or to have moved away or even gay. Which is worse...

    I'm great with kids (No fiddlo). I wanted to be a teacher until a police woman secretly recorded my class and played back the tape to us.

    No matter how serious the form, on the racial background thing I always tick the 'Bangledesh' box.

    I can't eat fresh fruit or veg because my throat swells up.

    Ironically, I hate the beach and town center because it's crowded.

    Despite the comments I got it wasn't untill year 8 I realised what races were and what the 'do you have a black daddy' comments ment.

    Again, it wasnt until year 8 until I realised what a gay really was and how it fucked other gays in the playground. I was suspended quite often that year.

    I use the caps lock key instead of shift.

    I cant count, mutliply or divide and my only jobs have been a cashier and an admin at the same store.

    I cant spell letter by letter. It took me until I was 12 to remember what my surname looked like.

    I did most of my GCSE coursework when I was suspended in year's 7 and 8

    I cant share my porn with anyone. Not even if they share theirs with me.

    I hate talking about my girlfreinds and sex life to anyone. I hate people seeing their stuff in my room. I hate everything about it. I never hide the fact I have a girlfriend. I just dont tell anyone. And to maintain that privacy with every new group of mates I make I imply im a virgin.

    When I leave a school or college course the only friends I ever stay in touch with are the girls.
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  18. FukkedUPKidR

    FukkedUPKidR Guest

    pretty crazy about my cats..sleep with them, they stay in the bathroom when i shower or wait right outside the door until i'm done..more things like that

    i run and jump on my bed because i'm scared of what's never underneath..

    i get along with everyone. yes, that is weird, and it's just not right.. [while at the same time, everyone annoys me]. my friend is living with me and everytime i see her i just want to bash her face in..just because she's here and argh. i'm annoyed way too easily, but i never do much about it.

    and like dizahstur mentioned, i'd rather see people die than animals.

    i used to rap.

    i used to play the clarinet.

    whenever i'm walking down the stairs i jump over the bottom 2.

    i have to call my mother 'mommy', and my dad 'daddy'. anything else feels extremely awkward. if i'm in the grocery store and i have to be loud to get their attention, of course mommy and daddy won't work, so i yell out their last names.

    hah.. i won the achievement with great distinction medal for my grade yesterday. apparently, i'm a genius!

    i have no problem using exclamation marks (see above)
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  19. Teen Prodigy

    Teen Prodigy Short2003's e-child

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    Nothing too strange about me.

    I don't like people to sneeze around me..

    I've come to the conclusion that people very rarely know how to say what they actually mean.. and even more rarely do they mean what they say...

    I don't like being in large groups...

    I like staying in on weekends more than I like going out.

    I'm smart as hell but most people that I know personally, wouldn't come to that conclusion right away because I talk a lot of shit.... just to amuse myself.. and others.

    I use too many commas all the time.
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  20. relliK dnegeL

    relliK dnegeL New Member

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    i feel so damn cliche, i've been listening to this 2pac and Biggie song over and over.
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