!alert! Rip common sense!!!!!!!!!!!! !alert!

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  1. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:-Knowing when to come in out of the rain; - Why the early bird gets the worm;- Life isn't always fair; - And maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies, don't spend more than you can earn and adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate *****ly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights,I Want It Now,Someone Else Is To Blame,I'm A Victim.Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
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  2. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    if u read anything today read this^
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  3. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    We never really landed on the sun.

    boom.


    Mind blown TWICE
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  4. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    u ever heard of NEIL ARMSTRONG u dumby!:funny:






    :eek:
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  5. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    ...he never landed on the sun.
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  6. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    I'm hoping he's trolling
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  7. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    ...sorry...:scared:
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  8. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    (whisper)

    I was just trolling btw.. neil landed on mars
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    GaLaTeA GymArt

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  10. SzOKrates

    SzOKrates iudicium hoc

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  11. Superman70

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    thought common died for a second there
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  12. Prose

    Prose MEME FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    Sense is far from common.
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  13. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    same.

    priest just fucking copied and pasted again.

    :numaan:
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  14. BPtheDon

    BPtheDon Yeeeeeeuh

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    Thought common got hit by a car or some shit

    I'll bump "the bitch in you" now.. Directed at lp
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  15. JBCizzle

    JBCizzle Fighting White Lightning

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    When I saw the thread I thought you were talking about the rapper (aka Common) and I damn near had a heart attack. Phew.
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  16. Carpe Noctem

    Carpe Noctem Neos Helios

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    If a relevant figure died and somebody as credible as LP broke the news, i'd refuse to acknowledge it. Even if I know they're dead.
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  17. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    i pretty much knew everyone would think common died when i posted this.. that's why i did it...
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  18. BPtheDon

    BPtheDon Yeeeeeeuh

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    :funny:
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  19. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    :bj: ______
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  20. BPtheDon

    BPtheDon Yeeeeeeuh

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    Thought you died tbh... Like twamp and his set rolled through tac:funny:ma
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