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Discussion in 'The Alley' started by *DowntownStar*, Jun 17, 2005.

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  1. *DowntownStar*

    *DowntownStar* ____________________

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    th13dirtycurses: hey jen u there?
    Wildcatjen: The numbers "172" can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
    th13dirtycurses: sorry hon, i'm canadian. we don't have real money here.
    Wildcatjen: Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
    th13dirtycurses: ewww. you're wierd.
    Wildcatjen: Dr. Seuss is actually pronounced Seuss such that it sounds like Sue-ice.
    th13dirtycurses: ....
    Wildcatjen: Every person has a unique eye & tongue print.
    th13dirtycurses: yet we're all alike in our basic stupidity.
    Wildcatjen: A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
    th13dirtycurses: good. one less bitch you gotta worry about.
    Wildcatjen: The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".
    th13dirtycurses: and the second was 'Great Moments in Disco'. it was blank.
    Wildcatjen: If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes and 4 pennies, you'd have $1.19. You would also
    have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
    th13dirtycurses: convert it to canadian money and you'd have enough to buy a condo in hamilton.
    th13dirtycurses: maybe not a condo per se.
    th13dirtycurses: ok. a condom. in hamilton.
    th13dirtycurses: not like you'd want to USE a condom in hamilton.
    th13dirtycurses: although looking at some of the people from hamilton, you wish their parents did.
    Wildcatjen: Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
    th13dirtycurses: you should see when they eat burritos.
    Wildcatjen: During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car can be seen in the distance.
    th13dirtycurses: the same red car can be seen hiding behind a dune in the first moon landing.
    Wildcatjen: Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
    th13dirtycurses: metal was scarce but there was plenty of bebop.
    Wildcatjen: Most lipstick contains fish scales.
    th13dirtycurses: and most fish scales contain, um, stuff.
    Wildcatjen: Sharon Stone was the first StarSearch spokesmodel.
    th13dirtycurses: that was back when she still got hired vertically.
    Wildcatjen: The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
    th13dirtycurses: it still is. ask any 2 year old.
    Wildcatjen: A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
    th13dirtycurses: who the fuck puts raisins in champagne?
    Wildcatjen: A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
    th13dirtycurses: cos they unplugged the delay unit, silly. duh!
    Wildcatjen: By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
    th13dirtycurses: would it help if i threw a barbell?
    Wildcatjen: Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
    th13dirtycurses: i remember that! they gave first prize to Coolio.
    Wildcatjen: John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son.
    th13dirtycurses: but they're still nobodies so it doesn't matter now, does it?
    Wildcatjen: Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
    th13dirtycurses: chewing gum while peeling potatoes - is double ml's career.
    Wildcatjen: Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
    th13dirtycurses: only a finn would insist ducks wear pants.
    Wildcatjen: A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
    th13dirtycurses: cool! send Bush to iraq. he'd live forever.
    Wildcatjen: Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
    th13dirtycurses: and blacks are brown, but whites seem not to notice.
    Wildcatjen: Sharon Stone was the first StarSearch spokesmodel.
    th13dirtycurses: you said that already.
    Wildcatjen: During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car can be seen in the distance.
    th13dirtycurses: ok i'm tired of this. it's getting annoying.
    Wildcatjen: Chocolate kills dogs. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
    th13dirtycurses: are you a bot?
    Wildcatjen: The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before.
    th13dirtycurses: i'm outta here.
    Wildcatjen: The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game
    of chess is 318,979,564,000.



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  2. iconoclast_

    iconoclast_ PoorBoy Lover Plus

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    Nice information.
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  3. Short2003

    Short2003 AbsoluteHotness

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    AIM bot? A name that automatically talks? I've never had that happen to me
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  4. onblast

    onblast New Member

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    Cute.
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  5. iconoclast_

    iconoclast_ PoorBoy Lover Plus

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  6. masterragu

    masterragu Sweep The Leg, Johnny!

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    I have like 45 that keep sending me mariah carey shit i'm like alright...
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  7. AgentLead

    AgentLead ITS ABOUT TIME IN STORES

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    i fuckign hate aim bots
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  8. Bless God

    Bless God this fuckin guy

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    you knew it was a bot, yet you STILL engaged in a lenghty conversation with it?

    lolol fucking no friend having loser.
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  9. ¥ DRÜÑK£Ñ MÅST£R ¥

    ¥ DRÜÑK£Ñ MÅST£R ¥ Legalize It

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    I can't help it, I was amused by this "Conversation?"
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  10. *DowntownStar*

    *DowntownStar* ____________________

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    nice try, dipshit.

    i've had convos with her before. she was pms'ing.
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  11. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    lol...wtf??

    Your replies where priceless!
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  12. 1-Kauzt

    1-Kauzt The Missing Element

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    i hate all bots
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  13. iconoclast_

    iconoclast_ PoorBoy Lover Plus

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    WRONG!
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  14. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    I have, and it's annoying. Although I haven't in at least 2yrs. I don't talk to ppl on aim unless I know who they are ;o)

    There is away to set a aim name up to repeat things as well. Where you type in what they say. Forget how tho.
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  15. iconoclast_

    iconoclast_ PoorBoy Lover Plus

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    Buddy Info for iivory queen is not available.

    Playing hard to get.
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  16. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    I'm not creative...so there is no info there :/

    I suck.
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  17. iconoclast_

    iconoclast_ PoorBoy Lover Plus

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    User iivory queen is not available.

    asshole.
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  18. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    ROTFLMAO [funny]

    yeah.....I'm not at the moment.
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  19. relliK dnegeL

    relliK dnegeL New Member

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    beat me to it, no homo.
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