th13dirtycurses: hey jen u there? Wildcatjen: The numbers "172" can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial. th13dirtycurses: sorry hon, i'm canadian. we don't have real money here. Wildcatjen: Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. th13dirtycurses: ewww. you're wierd. Wildcatjen: Dr. Seuss is actually pronounced Seuss such that it sounds like Sue-ice. th13dirtycurses: .... Wildcatjen: Every person has a unique eye & tongue print. th13dirtycurses: yet we're all alike in our basic stupidity. Wildcatjen: A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. th13dirtycurses: good. one less bitch you gotta worry about. Wildcatjen: The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA". th13dirtycurses: and the second was 'Great Moments in Disco'. it was blank. Wildcatjen: If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes and 4 pennies, you'd have $1.19. You would also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar. th13dirtycurses: convert it to canadian money and you'd have enough to buy a condo in hamilton. th13dirtycurses: maybe not a condo per se. th13dirtycurses: ok. a condom. in hamilton. th13dirtycurses: not like you'd want to USE a condom in hamilton. th13dirtycurses: although looking at some of the people from hamilton, you wish their parents did. Wildcatjen: Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them. th13dirtycurses: you should see when they eat burritos. Wildcatjen: During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car can be seen in the distance. th13dirtycurses: the same red car can be seen hiding behind a dune in the first moon landing. Wildcatjen: Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. th13dirtycurses: metal was scarce but there was plenty of bebop. Wildcatjen: Most lipstick contains fish scales. th13dirtycurses: and most fish scales contain, um, stuff. Wildcatjen: Sharon Stone was the first StarSearch spokesmodel. th13dirtycurses: that was back when she still got hired vertically. Wildcatjen: The original name for butterfly was flutterby. th13dirtycurses: it still is. ask any 2 year old. Wildcatjen: A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. th13dirtycurses: who the fuck puts raisins in champagne? Wildcatjen: A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. th13dirtycurses: cos they unplugged the delay unit, silly. duh! Wildcatjen: By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. th13dirtycurses: would it help if i threw a barbell? Wildcatjen: Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. th13dirtycurses: i remember that! they gave first prize to Coolio. Wildcatjen: John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son. th13dirtycurses: but they're still nobodies so it doesn't matter now, does it? Wildcatjen: Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. th13dirtycurses: chewing gum while peeling potatoes - is double ml's career. Wildcatjen: Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. th13dirtycurses: only a finn would insist ducks wear pants. Wildcatjen: A rat can last longer without water than a camel. th13dirtycurses: cool! send Bush to iraq. he'd live forever. Wildcatjen: Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet. th13dirtycurses: and blacks are brown, but whites seem not to notice. Wildcatjen: Sharon Stone was the first StarSearch spokesmodel. th13dirtycurses: you said that already. Wildcatjen: During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car can be seen in the distance. th13dirtycurses: ok i'm tired of this. it's getting annoying. Wildcatjen: Chocolate kills dogs. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog. th13dirtycurses: are you a bot? Wildcatjen: The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before. th13dirtycurses: i'm outta here. Wildcatjen: The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000. th13dirtycurses signed off at 11:13:01 PM.