I will fuck you in the ass and in the mouth, Aurelius you sodomised ass pony And Furius, cock-sucking little pervert, Who think me, from my little verses Which are sensual, to be far too wanton. For it is proper for a poet to be Pure, pious and unsullied by naughtiness Himself. The same need not be true of his verse. My verses, in short, then, may have wit and charm, If they should be sensual and lewd enough, And because they are sexy and able to Arouse--I will not say boys, but these hairy Men who cannot stir their cocks into stiffness. Because you have of many thousand kisses Read, you pair think me to be less than manly? I will fuck you in the ass and in the mouth. Gaius Valerius Catullus Literal English Translation I will sodomize you and face-fuck you, Cocksucking Aurelius and bottom-man Furius, You who think that I'm a pussy Because of my delicate verses. It's right for the devoted poet To be chaste himself, but it's not Necessary for his verses to be so. Verses which then have taste and charm, If they are delicate and sexy, And when they can incite an itch, And I don't mean for boys, but in Those hairy old men who can't get their dicks up. You, because you have read of my thousand kisses, You think I'm a pussy? I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.