"a nice, firm handshake, it tells a lot about a man."

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  1. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    dear gawd I'm concerned at what Busta might come up with here
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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    weak handshake= unconfident mind.


    girls arent supposed to have strong handshakes so they get a pass...


    any dude with a limp wrist handshake needs lessons on self confidence
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  3. DaAlmightyDolla

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    wat if they only have that 1 prostthetic cuz they lost the other arm in the war and dont have full functions....would u squeeze it and feel annoyed cuz ur not hurting him?
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  4. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    haha you dont have to hurt someone.

    just a nice firm handshake.

    limp wrist handshakes feel like you grabbed the dudes flacid pecker
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    seriously, you might aswell reach down and grab dudes dick and give it a shake.
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  6. Haze305

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    Meh I got sweaty palms and don't like giving handshakes cause they uncomfortable for me and the person.
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  7. Sir Bustalot

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    sweaty palms lol..

    a friend of mine had that problem, his hands were fuckin wet though. Not sweaty, WET.
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  8. DaAlmightyDolla

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    thrizzy how did u get on sir bustas alias?
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  9. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    if i was thrizzy i would stare at the dick first and admire myself for being so bold and calm around penises
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  10. DaAlmightyDolla

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    u would stare at the hand and wonder how soft it is in comparison to the dicks u stare at
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  11. Sir Bustalot

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    and then, id make a graph on the quality of my time spent on that particular penis
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  12. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    id prolly sniff my hand before and after too
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  14. DaAlmightyDolla

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    then break the graph with great anger for cutting in on ur dick staring time
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  15. Murderous Keys

    Murderous Keys All's well that ends

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    I Have long ass hands so people don't like shaking hands with me cause my hands end up half way up their arm

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  16. DaAlmightyDolla

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    lucy y u had to interrupt...

    sir and i were having a moment
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  17. DaAlmightyDolla

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    mk has tarantulas for hands
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  18. Murderous Keys

    Murderous Keys All's well that ends

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    I Do, I was palmin' B-balls when I was 12, no joke.
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  19. DaAlmightyDolla

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    ill add the no homo for u
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  20. Murderous Keys

    Murderous Keys All's well that ends

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    Why? If I wanted it to be no homo I would of put no homo.
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