"a nice, firm handshake, it tells a lot about a man."

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  1. TWAMP$iN

    TWAMP$iN proper weaponry

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    do you agree with this?


    i met somebody today who shook my hand like he had something to prove. tryna "outdo" my power of the handshake. kinda pissed me off, to be honest. i believe in mutual respect, not the insecure "imma outdo you" type shit.


    i mean, fuck a wimpy handshake, but it seemed as though he was tryna make me squeal. funniest thing about it all, this cat a square and don't even know me.
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  2. Carpe Noctem

    Carpe Noctem Neos Helios

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    I place more priority on eye contact.
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  3. TWAMP$iN

    TWAMP$iN proper weaponry

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    exactly, i agree.
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  4. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    one of my mates has a finger shake, he doesn't even grasp the palm of your hand.

    i refuse to shake his hand, and haven't for three years.

    my grandfather taught me all the dos and don'ts about keeping eye contact.

    when i'm listening, i'd be looking into space but i won't move my eyes elsewhere so the person talking knows that i'm still paying attention. the intricate details.

    edit ; but keeping eye contact with the blind or the cross-eyed is when it gets tricky ...

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  5. TWAMP$iN

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    lmaooooooo @ the cross eyed shit.



    word @ the "finger shake"



    i got a friend who does that too. i straight up told him to give me a proper handshake or fall back with that fingertip shit.
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  6. Thrizzy

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    One time a few years ago some guy's wife was kind of eying me at work.

    He was my manager's son, and I guess he was a boxer.

    You can tell dude was a juicehead, big dude though about 5'10" had to be around 250.

    He pulled that shit on me in front of his wife, I forgot what I said that had her laughing after the handshake.

    I think I said some shit like "can I have this back now" and yanked my hand away.
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  7. TWAMP$iN

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  8. lyricalpriest

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    twamp why u make a "im horny as hell" thread and transition to "a manly handshake" thread? and not feel slighted?
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  9. TWAMP$iN

    TWAMP$iN proper weaponry

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    i'm the cat who you see wear purple, yell out "thug life", and really stand by it.
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  11. IssphitiKOzS

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    Do you know about the creepy handshake?

    It's a normal handshake, except while shaking their hand you extend your index finger and touch the inside of their wrist.

    Usually they immediately pull away, and it creeps them out for a short while after.
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  12. DaAlmightyDolla

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    i take offense to that cross eyed shit....

    *puts on glasses and leaves*
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  13. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yes i agree, men with gay ass limp wrist handshakes make me feel like i should crush them and absorb their weak souls.

    nothing worse than a weak handshake.

    anytime i get one, i automatically know i could kill the motherfucker in seconds.
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  14. Carpe Noctem

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    What if you can see the blood lust in their eyes?
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  15. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    there is no such thing as blood lust in their eyes AND having a faggy handshake.

    and if there is, then the faggy handshake trumps their bloodlust and turns it into desire to be fucked in the ass by a dominating man.
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  16. DaAlmightyDolla

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    wat if ur southpaw and u have to shake their weaker hand.....?

    do u give them a pass?
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  17. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i dont care if youre left or right handed. Handshakes should always be done with your right hand.

    Also, right or left, you shouldnt have a faggy handshake.
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  18. DaAlmightyDolla

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    wat if they have a prosthetic
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  19. DaAlmightyDolla

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    lol @ almost typing prostitute
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  20. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i dont think i need to spell it out, its common sense.

    someone with a prosthetic is unlikely to extend that hand to be shook, if they do, shake it like you would a normal hand.

    there is no excuse for a faggy handshake. Unless you have no hand. Thats the only one. Or if you have arthritis. But then if you have painfull arthritis and you extend that hand to be shook then youre the idiot when it gets squeezed and you drop to your knees in agony
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