a magical tale of a legendary superhero

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Sly Mr Jimmy, Aug 31, 2013.

  1. Sly Mr Jimmy

    Sly Mr Jimmy brrrhrrrhrrrhrrr

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    brrrrhrrrrhrrrrhrrrr if you can remember the theme song this is paraphrasing then you are a cutie patootie

    whos that man running the streets? Spermazoid, Spermazoid
    who is bashing fellows meats? Spermazoid, Spermazoid

    during the day he does your taxes
    at night he screws male asses

    whos that man running the streets? spermazoid!

    *jimmy rap time*

    geedorah made love to guys and never called them back
    he claimed to be after their hearts but only touched their sack

    one day he met jimmy in a bar in the boonies
    he slugged a fuzzy navel and said to jimmy, do me

    jimmys tiny tiny penis gave him a colonoscopy
    geedorah nutted many times until he could only pee

    geedorah said 'marry me', so jimmy called him queer
    two men dont get married they just pound each others rears

    so geedorah pulled out his gun and screamed
    'jimmy you dont love me but you already creamed!!!!'

    he cocked the gun, it made a click
    jimmy only could think of wine,nude bros, and he had to take a shit

    but then came a squish and a flash
    Spermazoid was there in a dash

    he shot lightning out of his crotch, but it seemed kind of liquidy
    geedorah got vaporized into infinity

    spermazoid said 'hey, jimmy, are you ok?'
    jimmy said 'gee, i think that guy was gay'
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  2. Sly Mr Jimmy

    Sly Mr Jimmy brrrhrrrhrrrhrrr

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    brrrrhrrrrhrrrrhrrrr this is way too cool for school
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  3. Sly Mr Jimmy

    Sly Mr Jimmy brrrhrrrhrrrhrrr

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    brrrrbrrrrbrrrrbrrrr you are all in awe of the great jimmy
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    Sly Mr Jimmy brrrhrrrhrrrhrrr

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    BRRRHRRRHRRRHRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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