9. Headless Verseman 11-3 Vs 10. Absent Minded 9-3

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  1. -Oz-

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  2. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    options, opshins, absent minded, whoever

    goin 30, and goin soon
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  3. QuicK SyllaBle

    QuicK SyllaBle New Member

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    lmfao at goin 30...sure thing
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  4. PencILL

    PencILL OriGinaL TexT

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    super dooper is gay
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  5. -Oz-

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    Super Dooper is banned next time he does that^
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  6. QuicK SyllaBle

    QuicK SyllaBle New Member

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    Dear Headless....congratulations on being over rated...and i hope to see ur dick ryders vote


    Im bringin flames son, and i'll keep the sizzle's heat
    The only headless guy anyone cares about was is in the middle east
    U tellin kids u good bitch, but i can hardly tell fag
    Coz the last time u posted a dope punch was for the RBL mag
    Ur not a real champ, so how gonna be able to hack it
    When even oz has more title defenses then this faggot
    Watch all the dick ryders enter claim they likin ur daily hits
    Truth is, you wouldnt get HALF the votes if u battled on an alias
    All ya do is lift weights, hoping thats your pecks will just bulk
    My verse got you so green with envy, ya looking like the incredible hulk
    Now your stuck homo, knowing ya lines lack hits
    Since your know to 'duck matches' more than an aneheim practice
    Keep braggin about u bein the champ but this shocker
    Is the fact u got the title on a noshow then ducked dishonour

    if u tryna find ur head...take it outta that turtle shell
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  7. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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  8. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    do u really literally EVERYONE of those concepts are played as fuck????

    god damn, BATTLING 101


    Ya face'll get cracked as i start displacin this act
    Cuz when i say "the champ is here" it aint a sample of a jada kiss track, its a statement of fact
    ya better start changin ya swag ,im really finna to hurt you
    realize you suck and couldnt have a brilliant line in a fuckin guiness commercial
    i spray bullets with teflon to shoot through vests
    and leave absent minded more absent minded then nicholson in coockoo's nest
    this vet aint understandin heady's G.O.A.T
    what a coincidence, Opshins turns it to a bitch thread, like a petticoat
    and next to yours my text is set to soar
    ya sig speaks truth but if this is ya first battle class take a refresher coarse
    ur punches are like attacks with no hands..
    im making easy work of taking the option out, like this years nebraska's program


    here, ill play opshins...hahah

    "yo, your gay"

    "this man is headless, ill be the man who said it
    ill do the rbl a favor an take options out like short answer questions"


    bwahha
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  9. FaceLess

    FaceLess jook is my dad..

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    ops
    Ok i knew someone was gonna use a david berg line.lol
    But that one was ok u should of had a better opener...
    the rbl mag line was decent...the incredible hulk line was aight...duck matches line was stupid in my opinon..nice personal to end ya verse though..

    all in all nice verse but u needed more OHH SHIT type lines..nothing was Great..but other than the duck matches line nothing was bad either....petticoat line was good....


    jada line was aight..but like ya opponent i wish i could of seen a better opener..
    the guiness comercial line was pretty good..the absent minded line was nice..and i liked the closer..all in all ya verse was pretty good...

    this was a close battle but i think headless pulled it out with a lil more creative lines..........


    vote-Headless
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  10. -Oz-

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    You really need that sway?
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  11. Tony Elbow

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    I dunno about this battle both came kinda eh especially for such a high ranked match

    Osphins/absent mind had a lot of played shit..the nice ones were the alias line and the closer, hard hitting persoanls..the shit that counts!!

    Headless I taught some of ya line were waaay tooo stretch for flow and concepts I mainly liked ya closer..best line of battle.. I liked refresher course line too..opener was ridiculously stretched woah..didn't get nebraska..cookoo was aiight


    this is hard to call both have weak points Absent: some real played concepts..Headless some real stretched concepts..so its up to which is the lesser sin..hmm I think I'm gonna go with headless versman..sorry opshins..close battle


    vote: headless verseman
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  12. Verse4tile

    Verse4tile ~*U.S*~

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    AM...
    this verse had some decent punches, personals...at least they were well written...overall the verse didnt take HV though....

    HV...
    much better punches and creativity through out ur verse.....jus enough to take AM

    vote- Headless Verseman
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  13. QuicK SyllaBle

    QuicK SyllaBle New Member

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    will someone tell me what line is played...seriously.....lol enlighten me
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  14. Sonz1

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    this match was closer than headless wants to believe

    Opshins....good verse, but these lines are what killed ya

    All ya do is lift weights, hoping thats your pecks will just bulk
    My verse got you so green with envy, ya looking like the incredible hulk
    Now your stuck homo, knowing ya lines lack hits
    Since your know to 'duck matches' more than an aneheim practice

    I was like UGH....but the rest was good...including the personal at the end

    Headless...damn...I thought I had stretched lines....but that opener was like holy shit

    I liked the closer...pretty fresh concept
    i wasn't feelin alot of your punches though...especially since you used 2 "opshins out" lines
    and the nebraska one wasn't that good.
    the cookoo line was good


    I think I'll go wit Opshins on this one....better personals....Im sure this is the only vote he'll get though

    vote= Opshins
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  15. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    I'm Swaying


    lmfao
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  16. Muti

    Muti I just write

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    opshins,

    could have been better.. but u did have a couple stand out lines, like the mag verse and the headless joint in middle east was cool.. NOTHING eye popping..Wasnt feeling the hulk line nor the Duck line..but still an okay verse...

    fav line

    Is the fact u got the title on a noshow then ducked dishonour

    Closer hit hard at home

    Headless,

    First time I read yours but u didnt come with the fire I thought you would especially since you said his was played and shit.. U hacd a couple okay liners but nothing serious either. I thought your last two option lines were your better ones..The Nebraska joint and the closer...

    but not enough

    My vote Absent Minded
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  17. illest_villian

    illest_villian The Bad Guy never dies

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    yo this battle was tight
    i know both came nice with word play and flow
    but i felt headless verse more man

    best lines:
    minded:U tellin kids u good bitch, but i can hardly tell fag
    headless:Ya face'll get cracked as i start displacin this act

    v~headless
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  18. -Oz-

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    Both of you quit swaying. Shit.
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  19. MANchyld

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    that green with envy lookin like the incredible hulk line was pretty played out Opshins
    but it was still an ok verse

    Headless had some nice ones in his... but there you go playin off the other persons verse... I never did think that was fair in a text battle... because you read it and already know what you can say to win... but whatever

    headless had some tight punches in there and the flow was better too

    Vote:headless
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  20. xerologic

    xerologic New Member

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    vote - opshins.

    wtf.. stop swaying, headless.

    he broke a rule, so he = dq'd.
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