7. Headless Verseman 16-3 vs 8. Resin 12-0

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  1. U S E R

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  2. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    im thinkin about the percentage this actually turns out to be resin

    dividing the percentage of the chance he actually writes a new verse

    then multiplying by the sum of his probability on showing, and caring about the outcome
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  3. micshimmie

    micshimmie New Member

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    I Am Here. 20-24
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  4. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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  5. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    Im really gonna try to teach and better youngins
    when using ya keyboard, STOP HITTING THE FUCKING ENTER BUTTON
    its seriously annoying and the syllables splatter
    the long and short of it, is your lines in that familiar manner; you faggot
    its like he might please referee's to spite me, to further yawn
    first bar is 10 yards, then second an short, finally third and long
    cuz that 3rd bar is always a line previously scripted
    were now seeing the watered down version of the previously gifted
    and how's he original, this hack writer that dumb
    to claim its his style
    when he started wit boxed verses till rudge beat him with this exact one
    he now claims his own, ima leave streaks on ya features
    when i give your face the same acid wash treatment as tshirts
    and how'd you earn ya wit, were you born with it
    he originally wore a hat, but left with that tourniquete
    adorning him now im whoring kids who write boring shit
    who have the skin color of jersey's of the university of oregon




    fuck a typical similie punchline...its all dude know
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  6. micshimmie

    micshimmie New Member

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    You DEFINITELY not seein' me… Quick…

    Aiyyo
    You KNOW that I'm a youngin'-that-scares…
    Uppercut like a LL vid… All you see is 'Head sprung in the air'.
    ^Now check that line. Cuz on his way down is forever rough
    Gravity prefers Sprite. It hates to see this 7 Up.
    & I seen that Chino line. So stop testin, shark
    Plus ya nose so Why'd it should be punctuated with a question mark.
    I'm the best to start. Middle finger up as a nice gesture, dunn
    Everyone seen ya pic. Bitch, you Uncle Fester's son.
    Plus controllin UPN archives aint help with broads
    We all watched the Simpsons. Only Ned Flanders has sex with Mod
    Don't respect ya odds. I'ma bout to pull-&-rip-you
    Face it. You couldn't be a 'stand-up guy' in a room full of cripples.
    Its simple. Get hit, my shotty's straighten'd
    Ya hype like Deion Sanders. Difference is, aint NOBODY ravin'.
    & you aint from Jersey with that gay clout
    Made Jim Morrison mad. Just so 'the Doors' hits u on the way out.
    Mahfucka.


    Seriously.
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  7. HellRzah

    HellRzah PurE EviL

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    headless pretty much told it how it is...

    resin had some coo shit...

    i'll edit a vote later..
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  8. micshimmie

    micshimmie New Member

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  9. Alpengiest

    Alpengiest Wit-Eeyore..like pooh.

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    Headless-opener was blah but the next couple lines were pretty nice. U started fallin off in the middle of your verse and closer i wasnt feelin. Still an aiight verse.

    Resin-Wasnt feelin your opener. Nothin real standout. Ravin line was nice but u came straight overall. I felt u took this by a little bit just by having the best line out of the two verses so...

    Vote=Resin
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  10. lil hot sauce

    lil hot sauce Dallas Mavericks

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    Headless

    Im really gonna try to teach and better youngins
    when using ya keyboard, STOP HITTING THE FUCKING ENTER BUTTON

    Blah

    its seriously annoying and the syllables splatter
    the long and short of it, is your lines in that familiar manner; you faggot

    eh

    its like he might please referee's to spite me, to further yawn
    first bar is 10 yards, then second an short, finally third and long

    lol.

    cuz that 3rd bar is always a line previously scripted
    were now seeing the watered down version of the previously gifted

    ok

    and how's he original, this hack writer that dumb
    to claim its his style
    when he started wit boxed verses till rudge beat him with this exact one

    lol

    he now claims his own, ima leave streaks on ya features
    when i give your face the same acid wash treatment as tshirts

    lol

    and how'd you earn ya wit, were you born with it
    he originally wore a hat, but left with that tourniquete

    lol

    adorning him now im whoring kids who write boring shit
    who have the skin color of jersey's of the university of oregon

    hahaha

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    Resin

    You KNOW that I'm a youngin'-that-scares…
    Uppercut like a LL vid… All you see is 'Head sprung in the air'.

    lol, nice wordplay

    ^Now check that line. Cuz on his way down is forever rough
    Gravity prefers Sprite. It hates to see this 7 Up.

    ok

    & I seen that Chino line. So stop testin, shark
    Plus ya nose so Why'd it should be punctuated with a question mark.

    lol, nice wordplay

    I'm the best to start. Middle finger up as a nice gesture, dunn
    Everyone seen ya pic. Bitch, you Uncle Fester's son.

    lol

    Plus controllin UPN archives aint help with broads
    We all watched the Simpsons. Only Ned Flanders has sex with Mod

    lol

    Don't respect ya odds. I'ma bout to pull-&-rip-you
    Face it. You couldn't be a 'stand-up guy' in a room full of cripples.

    ok

    Its simple. Get hit, my shotty's straighten'd
    Ya hype like Deion Sanders. Difference is, aint NOBODY ravin'.

    lol

    & you aint from Jersey with that gay clout
    Made Jim Morrison mad. Just so 'the Doors' hits u on the way out.

    ok

    i didnt like head's verse very much...resins was pretty good, anywase....he did better than headless

    vote-headless
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  11. J Dot C

    J Dot C 1x RBL Champion

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    omg...I can't believe resin used a stand up/cripple line...nevertheless I still think he won...when I read his lines sum of them had me sayin whoa...but wit head's verse I wuzn't too impressed...everythin just seemed to be average...nuthin excitin that stood out...only line I liked wuz tha acid wash one...


    vote=resin
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  12. Residual

    Residual I'm Gay

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    what you talkin' about Jay?

    Headless had a dope verse.
    That referee's line and the previously gifted lines were dope.
    Boxed verses was pretty coo and that acid wash t-shirt line was the best line of his verse.
    However, the last four fell off...closer was new to me though.

    He came straight...ionno how you can say that shit wasn't nice.


    Resin opener was aight, pretty much knew a head line was comin'...flipped it nice though with a current type punch, that Why'd line was funny though, i luaghed out loud to that shit and that fester line was fucking funny too.
    Mod line was pretty coo, worded gay though, cripple line NO, ravin' line ok, and then the closer was aight.

    Some good shit, i laughed at some lines so you get props on that.

    Resin had them witty and funny punches. I guess you either feel that style or you don't.
    I usually feel it.

    I like Head's style too, dude had the straight shit, some of them lines was like damn, you could just see some dude spittin' that shit to Resin in a free battle.
    Head's middle section was especially nice...only like 4 lines I prolly ain't feel.

    Resin had the typical creative/funny shit...I like dude's clowni'n style though.
    The fester line and the Why'd lines were funny yo...so it's a close call here.


    But I'ma go with Head this time, I think dude actually had enough to take it.

    Vote=Headless Verseman

    This is Residual btw, the #1 Resin rider so this vote's valid as a mother fucker.


    AND WTF@Sauce's vote...dude's like Resin's verse was pretty good, enough to beat headless. v=headless.
    Lmao.

    Good match kids.
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  13. lil hot sauce

    lil hot sauce Dallas Mavericks

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    um...it was good pretty good...and it was good enough to beat headless...

    ps. jay...

    that stand up line resin did, headless was talkin about him doin stand up comedy over at prowlers
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  14. Oliver_Thenet

    Oliver_Thenet New Member

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    this was a simple vote
    i got resin takin this
    flow and punchs were just
    better imo
    headless didnt come bad
    but some of his shit wasnt as fresh

    & I seen that Chino line. So stop testin, shark
    Plus ya nose so Why'd it should be punctuated with a question mark.
    Its simple. Get hit, my shotty's straighten'd
    Ya hype like Deion Sanders. Difference is, aint NOBODY ravin

    just 2 of the 4 lines i think won it for him

    vote resin
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  15. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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  16. General Concrete

    General Concrete the infamous

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    wtf

    nice headless, very nice
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  17. ledge end

    ledge end Epitome of Realness

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    headless got his ass torn, and even tried to sway voters with the whole fuck a similie punch. Blah. That shits gay homo. Res took this shit if you know what was being said at UPN then it would make some more sense. e z

    vote - res.
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  18. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    lol, told ya resin


    mufucka's LOVE ME
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  19. DiViNeHaTrEd

    DiViNeHaTrEd aka ResiduaL

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    I voted for you.

    So it can't be that bad since I'm REsin's #1 rider.
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  20. -Oz-

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    Word, headless killed this. Call me a hater, I AM.

    But Resin didnt have 1 good unforced punch. All his multis were forced.

    Gravity prefers sprite? LOL. Mod ... Muad? hahaha.

    Plus controllin UPN archives aint help with broads
    We all watched the Simpsons. Only Ned Flanders has sex with Mod
    Don't respect ya odds. I'ma bout to pull-&-rip-you
    Face it. You couldn't be a 'stand-up guy' in a room full of cripples.
    Its simple. Get hit, my shotty's straighten'd
    Ya hype like Deion Sanders. Difference is, aint NOBODY ravin'.
    & you aint from Jersey with that gay clout
    Made Jim Morrison mad. Just so 'the Doors' hits u on the way out.

    This was all completely awful. honestly, I know Resin better than this crap, but he obviously thinks he can post up whatever and rely on riders to win it for him, which isnt so far from reality anyway.

    Headless killed it, cuz his shit was mostly true. The washed up line was on point. only line that was straight garbage was that rudge line, and the second "long lines" punch was over doing it. Other than that the rest was straight.

    Resin had a good opener, thats about it.

    Vote Headless verseman
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