5 things you didn't know about GTA V

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  1. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    I actually do have a grand theft auto game for the original game boy color. I got sick of it in a few minutes. I bought it at some store for like $7 and I still don't think I got my money out of it.
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  2. Joro DiGiorno

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    So why do I need the video game....
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  3. Twamp

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    C'mon man, u don't go in the ocean nor even know how to swim at that. Am I right or am I wrong?

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  4. Joro DiGiorno

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    Wrong. That type of stereo doesn't apply to me. I prefer a boombox. And anyway, what's an Asian like you doing playing a car driving game? They must give you points for killing pedestrians ... right or wrong?
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  5. Twamp

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    Leave Asia outta this, they make those over priced Nikes on your feet.

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  6. Joro DiGiorno

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    Your folks make that, and more. Shoes, shirts, hats, blenders, TVs, micro-processing chips ... shoot, they even make the world's best cars. They just can't drive them for SHIT.
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  7. Twamp

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    Racist.

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  8. DaAlmightyDolla

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    joro types truth...
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  9. Twamp

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    They def can't drive, I'll admit it.

    Game is fuckin' crack though.

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  10. Esoteriq

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    Man, niggas be lookin at you with the sad face when you steal their 400K+ supercar...

    I be like...

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  11. Dex Luis

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    Eh. Played it for about an hour yesterday.

    Same fucking game they've been putting out for a decade.
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  12. DaAlmightyDolla

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    the driving still annoys me.... but the city is beautiful to look at. its like playing a racing game now but if i wanted to constantly have to bump into cars, id play burnout.

    finished doing the yoga mission yesterday. i wont be doing that shit again but i love playing tennies and the rampage missions. spoiler.... killing hipsters>>>. i see myself doing a lot of hunting later on like i did with tomb raider.
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  13. DaAlmightyDolla

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    Game fucked up and gave me a stungun.... I tazed a redneck off a dirtbike
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  14. Esoteriq

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    Do your senses work properly?
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  15. Dex Luis

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    Yes.

    And they tell me the game is nothing remarkable.

    You fucking easily amused retard.
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  16. Matches T. Malone

    Matches T. Malone Registered Playboy

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    It ain't no Saints Row IV.

    Now that's some top notch writing.
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  17. Dex Luis

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    I have Saints Row II lying around somewhere.

    Played it for a few and dismissed it as a GTA knock off. I'll have to give the series another shot.
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  18. Matches T. Malone

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    The first was more or less a gta knock off...filler between the next gta. sr2 is known for doing gta right/better than gta itself. everyone expected sr3 to completely take over the genre, but was a huge disappointment to most in that it took a completely different route. it stopped taking itself seriously and made light of it while making a sandbox game fun again. sr4 continues that formula on super steroids and superb writing. ends the series with a bang.

    I'll still give gta5 a shot, maybe sometime next year. mostly depending on yahtzee's review.
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  19. Twamp

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    U can't even compare Saints Row with GTA V.

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  20. Esoteriq

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    No, no that's not what you said you dumb fuckstick.

    You said it's "the same game they've made for the last 10 years", which is factually incorrect (as usual, for you). To be so pompous, and so stupid simultaneously..I'm in awe of you, faggot.
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