5. John Hensley 13-3 vs 6. theFRANCHISE 7-2

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  1. -Oz-

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  2. theFRANCHISE

    theFRANCHISE I'm Aloe's friend....

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    in..... pic battle?

    prolly 18-20 lines or so.............
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  3. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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  4. theFRANCHISE

    theFRANCHISE I'm Aloe's friend....

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    theFRANCHISE v. JOHN RUSSELL HENSLEY…… hmmmmmm

    Oz thinks your punchlines are better.. i think he shorted my sick strength
    and ranked this cock before me…. since he sorted by d.ick length
    i got beef with john… no i didn’t take hens to Arby’s
    but i’m Mattell the board you still play with your ken’s n’ barbies
    i’m droppin’ one power key.. when i’m done now you’ll bleed
    the GRB wouldn’t ask you to spit chewin’ sunflower seeds
    your nameplays aren’t smart…i don’t think your past game’s too brainy
    but you took a shot which was a mistake.. change your last name to Cheney
    i'll fracture this user with my cane, it's no oneduh he blows
    this numbskull would be my i.deal opponent, if he got some of his own
    your choppy typin’… has definitely got me gripin’
    you~could~write~your~lines~like~this~and~still~not~be~hyp~HENS
    his verse they’ll click n’ read… then he’ll kick n’ plead
    hens will never get rich since he works for chicken feed
    gay f.aggit… the amount of times your salad gets tossed are numerous
    did you dislocate your shoulder… nah, you just lost your humeRUSS
    seems Richard Corey and Oz worship you…. so make them your fans
    and they’re really into you… when you take off your pants
    after all the bars you’ve read….. i’ve won this match and if
    you smell a little p.usssy its cuz hens wrote his verse on a scratch n’ sniff

    g'luck......
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  5. -Oz-

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    smh....
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  6. -Oz-

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    Matter of fact, no. Hensley you got til midnight tonight to post a verse, youll get a vote deduction, but fuck it.
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  7. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    thanks, i was mad busy last night.. i'll be posting my verse today.
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  8. -Oz-

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    Word. Hurry the fuck up, so ya'll get some votes ....

    Fran, feel free to enhance your verse so long as Hens aint posted yet.
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  9. theFRANCHISE

    theFRANCHISE I'm Aloe's friend....

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    damn Oz, you should have just woke him up out of your bed....... ROFLZ.....

    hurry up hens so we get some votes..........

    Oz, can you delete all these posts in between my verse and hens once he posts? too much gibberish.
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  10. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    I got an extension, which was confusin to Fran's ass.
    Mann, Oz only hooked me up..
    .. cuz he doesn't want wack dudes in the champ match.
    Haven't changed ya style forever.. ya gotta be blind yo.
    Registerin in 01' don't make ya a vet.. it makes all of those lines old.
    We know you're gay and you ain't supportin a wife.
    You're known for hoppin on the hardwood..
    ... but never touched a court in your life.
    When it comes to dick, fam is who this man'll be choosin.
    You like to show your cousin it... like Adams Family reunions.
    You had a plan comin in, but i can see you regret it.
    Now ya usin your Plan B so much you'd think you were pregnant.
    You ain't ridin me yet but you'd be lovin the chance.
    See, I got Franc in the palm of my hand like it's money in France.
    It's over. see bitch, i'm makin you drop the ball.
    You tried Asbestos you could... but i'm still scrapin you off the walls.
    Ya talk with a swagger, like ya supposed to be hard.
    Except the league's best battler doesn't even know who you are.
    You're dope, sick as fuck, verse is lookin so great.
    Haha, nah i'm not bein honest kid... take a look at the date. :(
    ^^Sorry about that.. it's just cats think that you're dead.
    I got your hopes up.. and an uppercut'll do the same thing to ya head.
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  11. Mic-illaH

    Mic-illaH aka paisano

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    Oz thinks your punchlines are better.. i think he shorted my sick strength
    and ranked this cock before me…. since he sorted by d.ick length
    so ur sayin he has a bigger piece than u?
    i got beef with john… no i didn’t take hens to Arby’s
    but i’m Mattell the board you still play with your ken’s n’ barbies
    not feelin
    i’m droppin’ one power key.. when i’m done now you’ll bleed
    the GRB wouldn’t ask you to spit chewin’ sunflower seeds
    ehhh
    your nameplays aren’t smart…i don’t think your past game’s too brainy
    but you took a shot which was a mistake.. change your last name to Cheney
    played concept/awful wording
    i'll fracture this user with my cane, it's no oneduh he blows
    this numbskull would be my i.deal opponent, if he got some of his own
    no
    your choppy typin’… has definitely got me gripin’
    you~could~write~your~lines~like~thi s~and~still~not~be~hyp~HENS
    pretty nice
    his verse they’ll click n’ read… then he’ll kick n’ plead
    hens will never get rich since he works for chicken feed
    ehh
    gay f.aggit… the amount of times your salad gets tossed are numerous
    did you dislocate your shoulder… nah, you just lost your humeRUSS
    i dont get it
    seems Richard Corey and Oz worship you…. so make them your fans
    and they’re really into you… when you take off your pants
    decent
    after all the bars you’ve read….. i’ve won this match and if
    you smell a little p.usssy its cuz hens wrote his verse on a scratch n’ sniff
    not feelin



    I got an extension, which was confusin to Fran's ass.
    Mann, Oz only hooked me up..
    .. cuz he doesn't want wack dudes in the champ match.
    ok
    Haven't changed ya style forever.. ya gotta be blind yo.
    Registerin in 01' don't make ya a vet.. it makes all of those lines old.
    nice
    We know you're gay and you ain't supportin a wife.
    You're known for hoppin on the hardwood..
    ... but never touched a court in your life.
    used somethin similar to this before, but urs is worded good.
    When it comes to dick, fam is who this man'll be choosin.
    You like to show your cousin it... like Adams Family reunions.
    nice line.
    You had a plan comin in, but i can see you regret it.
    Now ya usin your Plan B so much you'd think you were pregnant.
    dont get it.
    You ain't ridin me yet but you'd be lovin the chance.
    See, I got Franc in the palm of my hand like it's money in France.
    ok
    It's over. see bitch, i'm makin you drop the ball.
    You tried Asbestos you could... but i'm still scrapin you off the walls.
    dope
    Ya talk with a swagger, like ya supposed to be hard.
    Except the league's best battler doesn't even know who you are.
    ok
    You're dope, sick as fuck, verse is lookin so great.
    Haha, nah i'm not bein honest kid... take a look at the date. :(
    lol funny
    ^^Sorry about that.. it's just cats think that you're dead.
    I got your hopes up.. and an uppercut'll do the same thing to ya head.
    ok


    v/ Hensley.
    Fran was pretty awful. Hyp-hens line was decent, i could think of better ways to word it though. Hens came pretty decent. Asbestos line....Adams Family Line...April Fools were all nice.
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  12. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    vote here.
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  13. Brock Sampson

    Brock Sampson Shame on a nigga

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    ^LMBAO @ Cri's vote!!

    the FRANCHISE

    his verse they’ll click n’ read… then he’ll kick n’ plead
    hens will never get rich since he works for chicken feed
    seems Richard Corey and Oz worship you…. so make them your fans
    and they’re really into you… when you take off your pants

    ^lol...that play on his name has HAD to be done b4....or something like it?? Still funny. the 2nd one too.

    Hens...

    I got an extension, which was confusin to Fran's ass.
    Mann, Oz only hooked me up..
    .. cuz he doesn't want wack dudes in the champ match.
    Haven't changed ya style forever.. ya gotta be blind yo.
    Registerin in 01' don't make ya a vet.. it makes all of those lines old.
    We know you're gay and you ain't supportin a wife.
    You're known for hoppin on the hardwood..
    ... but never touched a court in your life.
    When it comes to dick, fam is who this man'll be choosin.
    You like to show your cousin it... like Adams Family reunions.

    ^Yeah...Nice.

    V/ Hens

    Well Rounded verse all together....FRANCH...not bad in some areas but the consistency level wansn't matched in comparison.
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  14. Big Famous

    Big Famous Chea!

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    V/ JH

    Not bad, couple lines stood out, like the Barbie and Ken one by Franchise, pretty witty. Wordplay was aiight, nothing special. Hensley's verse was average, pretty good lines here and there, funny parts and dull parts, but w/e...it's all good. Best line of the battle, by far...

    "You're dope, sick as fuck, verse is lookin so great.
    Haha, nah i'm not bein honest kid... take a look at the date"

    HAHAHAHA! Had me rollin', lol.
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  15. theFRANCHISE

    theFRANCHISE I'm Aloe's friend....

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  16. Ribonuclease

    Ribonuclease New Member

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    Franchise

    i got beef with john… no i didn’t take hens to Arby’s
    but i’m Mattell the board you still play with your ken’s n’ barbies
    -lol
    your choppy typin’… has definitely got me gripin’
    you~could~write~your~lines~like~thi s~and~still~not~be~hyp~HENS
    -clever.
    his verse they’ll click n’ read… then he’ll kick n’ plead
    hens will never get rich since he works for chicken feed
    -decent, kinda funny.
    seems Richard Corey and Oz worship you…. so make them your fans
    and they’re really into you… when you take off your pants
    -cool
    after all the bars you’ve read….. i’ve won this match and if
    you smell a little p.usssy its cuz hens wrote his verse on a scratch n’ sniff
    -cool closer, seems kinda cliche, but pretty good

    Hensley

    We know you're gay and you ain't supportin a wife.
    You're known for hoppin on the hardwood..
    ... but never touched a court in your life.
    -boo at recyclyin this, you used it against me. still good line tho.
    You had a plan comin in, but i can see you regret it.
    Now ya usin your Plan B so much you'd think you were pregnant.
    -cool
    You ain't ridin me yet but you'd be lovin the chance.
    See, I got Franc in the palm of my hand like it's money in France.
    -seen the franc play on him before, but this was the best one yet.
    It's over. see bitch, i'm makin you drop the ball.
    You tried Asbestos you could... but i'm still scrapin you off the walls.
    -dope, line of the battle
    ^^Sorry about that.. it's just cats think that you're dead.
    I got your hopes up.. and an uppercut'll do the same thing to ya head.
    -decent closer

    hmm, Franchise had a couple really nice lines, and a lot of stuff I wasn't really feelin. Hens came kinda simple this week, but had some good personals. Used some cliches I wouldn't expect from him, but the aspestus was dope. Overall Hens was just more consistent and everything hit. The PLan B thing, cousin it and family reunions were just too simple for me. cool battle tho.

    vote - hensley
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  17. -Oz-

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    jesus christ, ima call this a fucking tie, hensley is docked so many fucking votes for not voting and posting late, but I hate to see the better verse in the voters eyes catch an L
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  18. theFRANCHISE

    theFRANCHISE I'm Aloe's friend....

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    i'm cool with that if that means a 3-way match next week.....

    but seriously, dude was weak for A) posting late even after you gave him an extension and he came online to talk about how busy he was when he could have used that time to type a f.uckin' verse, B) playing off your extension and April 1st and recycling at least 4 lines from previous battles here or at his other site, and C) not voting on 1 damn battle...

    that ain't cool...... hell, he had so much time to read my verse, AIM oneduh and feed his kid, copy and paste his old verses, and still only dropped that.....

    if the voters didn't vote for him something would have been wrong.....
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  19. -Oz-

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    lol, I agree. While I didn't do a threeway, your still in good position. You would have been in contendership match had you won this anyway.

    Whys this open!
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