5. headless verseman 3-0 vs. 6. Noobie Ned 3-0

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  1. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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  2. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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  3. Noobie Ned

    Noobie Ned i'm noo here

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  4. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    This half assed backwards ass cat aint saying nothing
    Leave ya slain, taking away the W, even his NAME adjusted
    this battle aint for the faint or rusted, so I hope you hold a grudge
    Cuz my aim is to disrespect Ned worse then Homer does
    Attackin Headless, with played lines? I'ma nail ya best
    I'm gettin a 4.0, you need a study HALL my raps academic an u failed the test
    You disrespect the garden state, he's not a hardened mate so he squeels to cops
    So ima leave this fruit a fuckin vegetable after I peel his top
    Thats that RAW shit, on some REAL shit you will not squeeze
    But you ARE the worst jersey battler to win a match since Nasif
    I didnt rush and run, bu ti know this much is mimed-
    I'm 11 yards, the first down, chain gang bitch, go adjust ya lines
    You barely beat Kempo, this killers mean with his filler scheme?
    Fuck the martial arts, this the wu shogun swings a guilitine
    I'm a legend, your a peasant, listen ya bleaker
    Afterwards your gonna be 3 point 1, like surround sound is missin some speakers
    you heard what i said, cuz what im bout? is token
    And i used that wack speaker line for the voters so the shut out is broken
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  5. Noobie Ned

    Noobie Ned i'm noo here

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    In the mag, Lama claims I aint been trying some weeks
    But I could half-ass... and still shit on you with 1 cheek
    Think my name's funny? Ya talking 'bout me? ..thats gay
    I didn't talk... in fact I NEVER heard of you 'til today!
    laughin at my name? ...well yours kinda makes sense
    That Verse man.... it made us Sleepy full of Hallow concepts
    Headless?? Well.. you never gotten head, so thats true fam
    Never even had a Date... except that time at fruit stand
    The type of herb to talk about the "dream girl" he stalking
    But the only way you'll ever get to Meter.. is street parking
    Loser.. how you write for years and not got better?
    If heads say "H.V'man is dope"... they must mean Hotdog Vendor
    You got 15,000 posts and still zero net worth
    ya ass so washed up i could pound you flat, stand on you and surf!
    Sure I'ma Noob... but knock the shit outta you vets
    Now watch Ned come out swinging... like a couple into sex
    Ya punches dont sting.. mine are Widescreen when I throw 'em
    How they leave your eyes with black lines above and below them

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  6. Venamis

    Venamis Moderator

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    Vote - Headless Verseman

    HV:

    This half assed backwards ass cat aint saying nothing
    Leave ya slain, taking away the W, even his NAME adjusted
    Decent opener.
    this battle aint for the faint or rusted, so I hope you hold a grudge
    Cuz my aim is to disrespect Ned worse then Homer does
    Ehh.. I feel it a little bit.
    Attackin Headless, with played lines? I'ma nail ya best
    I'm gettin a 4.0, you need a study HALL my raps academic an u failed the test
    Nice but stretched.
    You disrespect the garden state, he's not a hardened mate so he squeels to cops
    So ima leave this fruit a fuckin vegetable after I peel his top
    No.
    Thats that RAW shit, on some REAL shit you will not squeeze
    But you ARE the worst jersey battler to win a match since Nasif
    Ehh Okay.
    I didnt rush and run, but i know this much is mimed-
    I'm 11 yards, the first down, chain gang bitch, go adjust ya lines
    Okay.
    You barely beat Kempo, this killers mean with his filler scheme?
    Fuck the martial arts, this the wu shogun swings a guilitine
    No.
    I'm a legend, your a peasant, listen ya bleaker
    Afterwards your gonna be 3 point 1, like surround sound is missin some speakers
    I liked this.
    you heard what i said, cuz what im bout? is token
    And i used that wack speaker line for the voters so the shut out is broken
    Okay ender.

    Headless's verse was decent, really half assed and rushed. No wonder you dropped way before the deadline. You had a few nice flips, a few things I have seen done before or at least attempted before. Nothing too crucial that would make my jaw drop but there were connecting punches. Luckily there were more better punches than punches that I thought were horrible.

    NN:

    In the mag, Lama claims I aint been trying some weeks
    But I could half-ass... and still shit on you with 1 cheek
    Ehh... no.
    Think my name's funny? Ya talking 'bout me? ..thats gay
    I didn't talk... in fact I NEVER heard of you 'til today!
    Decent.
    laughin at my name? ...well yours kinda makes sense
    That Verse man.... it made us Sleepy full of Hallow concepts
    I know what you were trying to do, but it didn't hit hard.
    Headless?? Well.. you never gotten head, so thats true fam
    Never even had a Date... except that time at fruit stand
    No!
    The type of herb to talk about the "dream girl" he stalking
    But the only way you'll ever get to Meter.. is street parking
    I liked this the most so far.
    Loser.. how you write for years and not got better?
    If heads say "H.V'man is dope"... they must mean Hotdog Vendor
    How are hotdog vendor's dope?
    You got 15,000 posts and still zero net worth
    ya ass so washed up i could pound you flat, stand on you and surf!
    Ehhhhhhh.
    Sure I'ma Noob... but knock the shit outta you vets
    Now watch Ned come out swinging... like a couple into sex
    I'ma swinger, I don't swing while having sex unless it's my nuts.
    Ya punches dont sting.. mine are Widescreen when I throw 'em
    How they leave your eyes with black lines above and below them
    This was your best bar, it was your closer too.

    Wow, Noobie Ned, your verse was sub par around really sad. I mean you had two nice flips in the whole verse but I am stretching the definition of nice for you. You seriously got beat here man. Your flow was decent, nothing too particular that stood out. You had a lot of lame flips that didn't connect hard and it really made me mad that I read through this.

    BATTLE BREAKDOWN

    Wow, this was a sad battle for something that was in the top 20. I wish Headless would of brought the heat like he has been known to do in the past. I know he knew that he had close to a bye week(no offense N.N.). I don't think that Verseman should of half assed. He should of dropped heat so it gives the readers something to look for. This feels like a fucking job now, not fun at all. Overall, Headless had a few stretched bars but his flow was better because he had like two multies. Noobie Ned didn't have the greatest flow but it didn't fall off at all. Headless brought the hardest connecting punches which were not too jaw dropping. I was feeling Ned's style at the beginning, I really do like your structure man. Keep it up Ned, don't sign out because you lost this week. You'll be up again in no time.
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  7. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    i dont think it was rushed or half assed, by either of us, i think we tried something different, or atleast I did, mine was pretty much a live battle format....less similie oriented, a risk no doubt, but i dont think this was a chore man.


    thx for the vote, and its not a sway, i just think he was a lil harsh on both of us
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  8. Noobie Ned

    Noobie Ned i'm noo here

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    ^agreed


    plus he didnt understand a few of my punches :(
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  9. QuicK SyllaBle

    QuicK SyllaBle New Member

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    vote- ned

    This was an aight battle but ned had the orginal hot shit.....stand on you and surf was nice shit.....Headless came ok but not quite enough for the win....peace
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  10. Calibre

    Calibre Peoples Champ

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    ^ dick


    vote -headless


    noobie ned came horrible, one of the most horrible verses I have ever read in my entierety on this site, this kid in no way shape or form should be in the top 10.. verse was straight wack wack wack wack wack..

    headless came ok..
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  11. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    yea, i dunno whats up with ophsins. i think that was a vote from the past, but we'll take it and he DID break the shut out.


    lets get some more votes
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  12. Scientz

    Scientz Im Good Writtens Bitch!

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  13. Willie Dickgood

    Willie Dickgood New Member

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    V- Headless Verseman



    Just was wayy more consistent throughout his verse than Ned...Ned had the hallow and the surf lines that i thought were cool, but everything else was like ok or below average...HV was just more consistent, few lines stood out than more, but no lines were just wack, cept i didnt like the 4.0 line...maaad forced, screwed ya good flow u had throughout the rest of ya verse...but yea, HV gets this from consistency..pz
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  14. TyrantTMABM

    TyrantTMABM registered to shit on u

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    v/ Ned

    i liked ned's verse better. the sleepy hallow line was pretty good, the opener was good, and i really liked the closer. headless had a good opener and the Homer and Nasif lines were pretty good. Ned's closer is wat got this vote
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  15. Richard Corey

    Richard Corey battle like a savage

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    Venemas, Hot Dog Vender Man is a battler here, lol.
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  16. Georgia

    Georgia New Member

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    hot dog vendor man = himself right?


    either way, this battle was wack
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  17. Georgia

    Georgia New Member

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    but headless is still cool
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  18. The Gawdfather

    The Gawdfather Bow Down

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    vote = noobie ned

    Headless had some cool shit here and there. But I think Ned's first 6 lines, and his Meter line won this for him. He seemed like he was more creative than Headless. Even though his verse did die down a little toward the end. He still had them first 6 lines that were nice. Headless had a cool verse though. So, props to both ..close battle.

    chea
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  19. Banned Name

    Banned Name Rebel From The Waist Down

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    Thats that RAW shit, on some REAL shit you will not squeeze
    But you ARE the worst jersey battler to win a match since Nasif
    I'm a legend, your a peasant, listen ya bleaker
    Afterwards your gonna be 3 point 1, like surround sound is missin some speakers

    v

    You got 15,000 posts and still zero net worth
    ya ass so washed up i could pound you flat, stand on you and surf!


    after i read headys verse i thought ned might take advantage of him a little, but turns out he came kinda weak

    the surf line was dope but i really wasnt feeling anything else

    V- Headless
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  20. KempoMRK

    KempoMRK The Don Corleone

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    This half assed backwards ass cat aint saying nothing
    Leave ya slain, taking away the W, even his NAME adjusted
    nah
    this battle aint for the faint or rusted, so I hope you hold a grudge
    Cuz my aim is to disrespect Ned worse then Homer does
    ok
    Attackin Headless, with played lines? I'ma nail ya best
    I'm gettin a 4.0, you need a study HALL my raps academic an u failed the test
    no
    You disrespect the garden state, he's not a hardened mate so he squeels to cops
    So ima leave this fruit a fuckin vegetable after I peel his top
    nah
    Thats that RAW shit, on some REAL shit you will not squeeze
    But you ARE the worst jersey battler to win a match since Nasif
    simple
    I didnt rush and run, bu ti know this much is mimed-
    I'm 11 yards, the first down, chain gang bitch, go adjust ya lines
    ehhh
    You barely beat Kempo, this killers mean with his filler scheme?
    Fuck the martial arts, this the wu shogun swings a guilitine
    cool
    I'm a legend, your a peasant, listen ya bleaker
    Afterwards your gonna be 3 point 1, like surround sound is missin some speakers
    decent
    you heard what i said, cuz what im bout? is token
    And i used that wack speaker line for the voters so the shut out is broken
    nah

    In the mag, Lama claims I aint been trying some weeks
    But I could half-ass... and still shit on you with 1 cheek
    decent flip
    Think my name's funny? Ya talking 'bout me? ..thats gay
    I didn't talk... in fact I NEVER heard of you 'til today!
    nah
    laughin at my name? ...well yours kinda makes sense
    That Verse man.... it made us Sleepy full of Hallow concepts
    ok
    Headless?? Well.. you never gotten head, so thats true fam
    Never even had a Date... except that time at fruit stand
    cool
    The type of herb to talk about the "dream girl" he stalking
    But the only way you'll ever get to Meter.. is street parking
    ok
    Loser.. how you write for years and not got better?
    If heads say "H.V'man is dope"... they must mean Hotdog Vendor
    ehh
    You got 15,000 posts and still zero net worth
    ya ass so washed up i could pound you flat, stand on you and surf!
    cool
    Sure I'ma Noob... but knock the shit outta you vets
    Now watch Ned come out swinging... like a couple into sex
    nah
    Ya punches dont sting.. mine are Widescreen when I throw 'em
    How they leave your eyes with black lines above and below them
    cool

    I thought Ned took this pretty comprehensively. He had some cool lines. Headless only had like 1 cool line and a couple of decent ones, the rest I wheren't feeling.

    v/ Noobie Ned
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