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  1. Baron Mynd

    Baron Mynd Swaggersaurus Rex

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    He's a Chef. Things normal people like are under him. Lol.
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  2. TheReturn

    TheReturn Life of the Party

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    WTF.

    That shit right there has more description than anything you've ever written. You throw some imagery about how the chicken gets raped and beheaded and cooked in the oven and you got a quality Got Life? verse.
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  3. Lucifa

    Lucifa Viva La Eva

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  4. Bonnie Bathory

    Bonnie Bathory New Member

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    Boneless chicken breasts + can of Cream of Mushroom + casserole dish
    Dump can of soup on chicken in dish, bake in oven til cooked

    BAM! E-Z and delicious
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  5. Lucifa

    Lucifa Viva La Eva

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    ^ marinate with THC?
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  6. Bonnie Bathory

    Bonnie Bathory New Member

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    Brown boneless chicken breast in oil in a skillet...
    Warm BBQ sauce over almost cooked chicken
    Melt cheese on BBQ/Chicken conglomerate
    Put on a bun
    Eat
    MMM BBQ chicken sandwich

    And if you're feeling fancy...
    You can also cook some frozen onion rings and put em on there...
    Or saute' some onions...
    Or microwave some bacon... Mmm Bacon
    Jalapenos...
    Or w/e else ur hungry belly may desire on yo tasty BBQ chicken sammich...
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  7. Bonnie Bathory

    Bonnie Bathory New Member

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    Season thawed chicken breast with pepper, cut into strips
    Brown in a skillet with real butter, sliced onion, and green and red bell pepper
    Serve with small heated tortillas, shreaded cheese and other fajita toppings of your liking
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  8. Bonnie Bathory

    Bonnie Bathory New Member

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    Heat 1" of oil in a deep skillet
    Mix flour with black and cayanne pepper in a ziplock bag
    Coat thawed chicken with milk, put into bag, shake
    Put chicken in oil, turn when brown, remove when cooked
    Cook all the chicken, refridgerate what you don't eat...

    Add your preferred seasoning to flour mixture to suit your taste

    I like eating home fried chicken strips with a little lemon juice on them on top of a green salad with shredded cheese
    You can also make a sandwich out of them with buffalo or BBQ sauce, or ranch and veggies, w/e
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  9. Lucifa

    Lucifa Viva La Eva

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    are you trying to prove a point about being good in the kitchen? ..
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  10. Bonnie Bathory

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    Mix italian breadcrumbs and parmesean cheese in a shallow dish
    Dip thawed boneless chicken in scrambled egg, coat in breadcrumb mix
    Repeat (double coat it)
    Put chicken in a baking dish, elevate on a rack if possible, cook until finished
    Put on top of cooked speghetti, cover with marinara sauce
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  11. Bonnie Bathory

    Bonnie Bathory New Member

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    naw i just eat a lot of chicken
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  12. Bonnie Bathory

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    You can also shred cooked chicken... mix it w/ bbq sauce for shredded bbq chicken sandwiches or subs... mix it w/ mayonnaise, black pepper, celery and diced raw onions for chicken salad sandwiches... put it on a large tortilla with salsa and cheese and make a chicken quesodilla... add taco mix to it and have chicken tacos...
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  13. Got Life?

    Got Life? Resident Megalomaniac

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    I think Jook is going more for the healthy approach on this, not the drench things in oil and bbq sauce approach, but Jook, just get at me on the im or w/e...if you really need scream at my cellie and i'll break it down for you homie...
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  14. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    bonnie dont argue with got life when it comes to food

    thats like showing snoop how to smoke weed
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  15. Baron Mynd

    Baron Mynd Swaggersaurus Rex

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    I just fixed a mean egg and chips.

    GO BARON!
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  16. Lucifa

    Lucifa Viva La Eva

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    I had Tuna & Pasta Bake with a few chips ..
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  17. DiC GeTs GuLLy

    DiC GeTs GuLLy Hello

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    lmao @ Bonnie giving recipes for Chicken Caserole and hella other dishes
    and detailed instructions too

    good shit tho....
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  18. TheReturn

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    Yo pull out some gently sliced Wonderbread, white or wheat will work. Try to stay away from Sara Lee as the pores absorb more of the oxygen and it dries out faster.
    Lay them on the counter and find a knife with a good smooth side.
    Get the peanut butter out of the cabinet and get a light spread going on both slices of bread.
    Apply a thin layer of your favorite jelly and lightly touch the four corners of each piece of bread together.
    Hit that with a cold glass of milk and you're good to go.
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  19. Baron Mynd

    Baron Mynd Swaggersaurus Rex

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    When did the RSTL become the Cookery For Beginners forum?!

    I missed the memo on that one.
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  20. LokStok

    LokStok Fuck that LokStrok cunt

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    ^ stuff like that are nice .. but no thanks at the USA import of peanut butter sandwiches ..
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