Discussion in 'The Rapmusic Storytelling/Topical League' started by J o o k, Dec 3, 2007.
He's a Chef. Things normal people like are under him. Lol.
That shit right there has more description than anything you've ever written. You throw some imagery about how the chicken gets raped and beheaded and cooked in the oven and you got a quality Got Life? verse.
Boneless chicken breasts + can of Cream of Mushroom + casserole dish
Dump can of soup on chicken in dish, bake in oven til cooked
BAM! E-Z and delicious
^ marinate with THC?
Brown boneless chicken breast in oil in a skillet...
Warm BBQ sauce over almost cooked chicken
Melt cheese on BBQ/Chicken conglomerate
Put on a bun
MMM BBQ chicken sandwich
And if you're feeling fancy...
You can also cook some frozen onion rings and put em on there...
Or saute' some onions...
Or microwave some bacon... Mmm Bacon
Or w/e else ur hungry belly may desire on yo tasty BBQ chicken sammich...
Season thawed chicken breast with pepper, cut into strips
Brown in a skillet with real butter, sliced onion, and green and red bell pepper
Serve with small heated tortillas, shreaded cheese and other fajita toppings of your liking
Heat 1" of oil in a deep skillet
Mix flour with black and cayanne pepper in a ziplock bag
Coat thawed chicken with milk, put into bag, shake
Put chicken in oil, turn when brown, remove when cooked
Cook all the chicken, refridgerate what you don't eat...
Add your preferred seasoning to flour mixture to suit your taste
I like eating home fried chicken strips with a little lemon juice on them on top of a green salad with shredded cheese
You can also make a sandwich out of them with buffalo or BBQ sauce, or ranch and veggies, w/e
are you trying to prove a point about being good in the kitchen? ..
Mix italian breadcrumbs and parmesean cheese in a shallow dish
Dip thawed boneless chicken in scrambled egg, coat in breadcrumb mix
Repeat (double coat it)
Put chicken in a baking dish, elevate on a rack if possible, cook until finished
Put on top of cooked speghetti, cover with marinara sauce
naw i just eat a lot of chicken
You can also shred cooked chicken... mix it w/ bbq sauce for shredded bbq chicken sandwiches or subs... mix it w/ mayonnaise, black pepper, celery and diced raw onions for chicken salad sandwiches... put it on a large tortilla with salsa and cheese and make a chicken quesodilla... add taco mix to it and have chicken tacos...
I think Jook is going more for the healthy approach on this, not the drench things in oil and bbq sauce approach, but Jook, just get at me on the im or w/e...if you really need scream at my cellie and i'll break it down for you homie...
bonnie dont argue with got life when it comes to food
thats like showing snoop how to smoke weed
I just fixed a mean egg and chips.
I had Tuna & Pasta Bake with a few chips ..
lmao @ Bonnie giving recipes for Chicken Caserole and hella other dishes
and detailed instructions too
good shit tho....
Yo pull out some gently sliced Wonderbread, white or wheat will work. Try to stay away from Sara Lee as the pores absorb more of the oxygen and it dries out faster.
Lay them on the counter and find a knife with a good smooth side.
Get the peanut butter out of the cabinet and get a light spread going on both slices of bread.
Apply a thin layer of your favorite jelly and lightly touch the four corners of each piece of bread together.
Hit that with a cold glass of milk and you're good to go.
When did the RSTL become the Cookery For Beginners forum?!
I missed the memo on that one.
^ stuff like that are nice .. but no thanks at the USA import of peanut butter sandwiches ..
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