4 Kings 2:23-24

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  1. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    I will continue to post these. Another WTF from the Holy Bible.

    I look at this 3 ways:

    A.) God, who is love (HA!), is fully capable of mauling 42 children for calling a grown man names.

    B.) You fuckers better never make fun of my male pattern baldness again. I have a good mind to curse you and have you mauled by... stray cats or... something.

    C.) :funny:
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  2. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    D.) you're just ignorant
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  3. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    E) The irony of Alias3000s post
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  4. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    F.) uck yourself
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  5. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    How the fuck do you read this without laughing?

    So… If I look at a black stick whilst I hump my bitch, will she have a black baby?

    :funny:

    Alias, I see you dawg!
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  6. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    The text is right there.

    Explain to me how bears mauling 42 children in the name of the Lord is okay, but terrorists blowing up innocent people in the name of Allah isn't.
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  7. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    G) od ain't real
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  8. Alias3000

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    H.)ell with you
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  9. breathlesss

    breathlesss Registered Sex Offender

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    I)gnorance is bliss
    J)esus is not happy with your actions
    K)eep ridiculously biased bullshit opinions to yourself
    L)ook before you make a leap of faith
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  10. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    alias duckin a nigga
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  11. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    we're gonna hafta skip to
    /T) hread
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  12. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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  13. Mrjdm998

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    Dead@nobody being able to explain why the bible has lines about children getting killed by bears.

    Ya'll soem dumb cunts.
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  14. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    dead @ GO TO THE OTHER SITE YOU BEEN POSTING AND LEAVE GROWN FOLK DISCUSSION BETWEEN GROWN FOLK!!!

    foh gripping over some rift-raft street punks in the bible smh...

    I'd maul ur children too!!! for lookin like u!
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  15. the omega man

    the omega man so, it goes

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    "One would immediately question the actions of God when we do not understand or agree with something, I feel this story is very similar but with a rather easy answer. When looking at the comments made by the youth, Go on up, bald head was a taunt to Elisha since Elijah went up to heaven (Elisha wanted to be like Elijah); kind of saying he did it why can’t you. Second and the biggest point is that we are dealing with a God that is just in judgment. I feel this story is judgment; like Sodom and Gomorrah, the flood and the coming judgment. We cannot get caught up on the word “youth” since many lived for years, youth could be 35 or 50…we are called children of God and I’m knocking on the door of 30. Also it says 42 were killed by the bears, which means there was more, so this was no small gathering, maybe a mob I don’t know of to many kids that play together in groups of 42 plus."
    -- DT February 10, 2011 at 11:00 pm



    First question you need to ask is: How do you know bears killing children is bad?

    Because, society tells you it is bad? In Aztec culture, murdering thousands for sacrifices was considering acceptable.

    However, the Bible does hint that it thinks people being mauled by bears as a bad thing...a punishment. This story was in the Old Testament. God, did many judgemental things to a lot of people for various reasons. Despite the immediate reasons for commiting each specific judgment the overall purpose was to pave the way for the coming of Christ, and for future generations to look back on these stories and learn from them.

    If you are a Christian you understand that God will always make more sense than you and you cannot understand his motives, other than that he was preparing us to all be saved (the day Jesus was crucified).

    I am not a Christian by no means, but that is your explaination, and the BEST explaination you will get from any Christian. Trust me, I've tried. If you keep digging, with even the most adept Christian Theologians you will always come back to these two answers:

    A.) we cannot possibly understand all of God's reasonings and should not try to understand them for if we knew everything we would not believe in him based on faith and if we do not believe in him based on faith then there is no point.

    or

    B.) God was preparing the way for the coming of Jesus in the Old Testament.
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  16. TheBigPayback

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    just noticed the thread. Gimmie a few minutes.
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  17. TheBigPayback

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    why is the thread title on kings and the post on genesis?
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  18. Jay Bee

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    yall some funny muhfuckas lol

    i love the "we dont understand gods ways" excuse. christian ignorance at its best.

    even funnier "First question you need to ask is: How do you know bears killing children is bad?"

    BP add that to your dumbest quote of the week sig
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  19. lyricalpriest

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    how do we know it's bad when in nature it is allowed! i mean earthquakes kill people we gonna arrest earth u dumb ass nigga ( i say that in love)

    tornadoe's ravage people's homes we gonna arrest wind nigga? tha fuck!
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  20. Jay Bee

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    add that 2 bp^^^

    a man gets carried and curses kids in the name of god and they are then mauled. y is this in the bible at all if its not god flexin u stupid pussy ass white boy that i will fuck up IF I SEE YOU!!! (i also say that in love lol)

    arrest earth? come on man!!! its bad because the story makes it sound as god sent the bears to kill in the name of baldness
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