28 reasons not to enlist in the U.S. armed forces.

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  1. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    http://mindprod.com/politics/iraqdontenlist.html#DONTENLIST

    double ml wont like this one, but this is why i dont take his political views on the war seriously:

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  2. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    if u actually read this list, u will learn things that will shock you.

    however, #11 is a bit of a stretch
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  3. Dex Luiz

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    My boy is a Gulf War veteran.

    Dude is nuts. I love him.

    I thought about enlisting at 18, but with all that's on my plate right now i'm glad I had second thoughts.
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  4. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    yeah i was called ever day for 3 years by the marines.

    one day i finally told him to fuck off or id call the police.

    that actually worked. which surprised me.

    i actually read that whole list though, and i knew most of it, but when u put it all together its like.... wow..... im american, and that alone makes me a villain.

    im glad to be an american and not have my home country invaded and have my family killed, but damn we're doing some fucked up shit.
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  5. I dont take double serious at all. [funny]
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  6. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    and we dont take u serious, either.
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  7. And I dont give a fuck.

    ROFLMFAO [funny]

    pwned!. [wow]
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  8. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    pwned? in your own mind.

    it seriously doesnt bother u that the entire board thinks youre a joke?

    shit, even if this was something that i genuinely didnt care about, that would still bother me. but hey, if being disrespected doesnt bother u, no biggy.

    thats the last reply ill give u in this thread. moving on.
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  9. are u serious?

    dis is a fuckin website, danny

    dis shyt shouldnt make nor break anyone

    but sadly some of these peeps feed off of "being respected" from a little message board to make them feel better about them in real life

    Im not one of em, this website is strickly for kicks

    Like i say over & over...i personally know 2 people who post on a daily term, and they laugh at this just as much as I do

    so ya little attempt at watever u was tryin to do jus failed my friend
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  10. Shy

    Shy a.k.a. Klear Eyed

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    I agree with a lot of it....shit pay, killing innocents, not worth it, bullshit war, etc...

    but this dude went a bit over the top and made his list laughable with the constant mention of "....mostly kids" and raping kids...

    I understand it may happen. (the killing happens often) but c'mon... this guy acts like they're being ordered to rape kids 8 hours out of the day or something.
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  11. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    actually he literally says:

    "#11: If you are very unlucky you may be ordered to participate in the raping of young Iraqi boys and preparing kiddie porn videos of the rapes for Bush. "


    that was kinda like... woah slow down guy

    but the rest is pretty on point, especially with the way the rest of the world and ho they view us, being compared to nazis.
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  12. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    Perhaps this guys has been watching Law & Order SVU to much
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  13. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    i wouldnt go mocking the guy till u read the list first

    but i see what u did there
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  14. HOLLOW 55

    HOLLOW 55 You niggas cant trap here

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    <---------------Still considering.
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  15. Gorilla Nasty

    Gorilla Nasty I'm lame TBH

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    #1: Do you really want to eat food prepared by this guy

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  16. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    the double ml is a cook shit is played.
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  17. Danny be gettn butthurt when anybody talk about double from now on
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  18. A.V.I.

    A.V.I. Well-Known Member

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    lmfao, he has gotten quite good at being a cook though

    here is his free time toy, he is a homosexual midget
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  19. Fantom

    Fantom :ihadadream:

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    that list was made by some bitter ass dude that got tricked by his recruiter...

    if you're not a fuckin moron, 90% of that shit aint true or is EXTREMELY exagerated...
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  20. -Paper Chase-

    -Paper Chase- alwaysgotberrybluetoblow

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    Yeah, fuck the army.
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