#25. ZhangLiao 3-1 vs. #26. OchOa 4-2

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  1. headless verseman

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  2. Zhang Liao

    Zhang Liao ResiduaL = ^_^

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    yeah i'm droppin' 16.
    Enjoy.
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  3. Zhang Liao

    Zhang Liao ResiduaL = ^_^

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    Ok then.
    So I heard you're a loser,

    You hang with the faggot kids, an' are the epitome of what a bastard is,
    Ochoa's ass adds up to more squares than Pythagoras.
    Kid's a pacifist, well I empty clips easy sonny, believe me dummy,
    Inside ya body, I'll hide more shells than the Easter Bunny.
    I'm Asian, but live the US way, so dawg, lemme answer straight,
    You're The Big O, an' we Americans say fuck the Anime.
    You lost to Skrybe in a murderous fashion an' I'm a surly assassin,
    I guess that's two weeks you fall victim to journalist tactics.
    So Let's see who's trying kid, the facts are obvious, what kind of guy is this?
    Who wins? I'm a famous Chinese Warlord...you're named after a gay scientist.
    ^^But hey good pick, I ain't contest truth, you do you, the best dude,
    It was prolly that scientist who helped ya two dads put you in the test tube.
    But Like I said loser, you're enemy's sweet, Res be endin' this meet,
    Since I punch more squares than a popular vending machine.
    So fuck NY, I'm from Nebraska, we're known to give death to geeks,
    Surprised? Looks like Hellboy ain't the only Big Red Machine.

    Pz.
    G'Luck.
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  4. D. Butcher

    D. Butcher New Member

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    fuck i hate the gay punches too, but this ones for quoting.
    how your sig talking about the number of men u dream to be holdin.
    man, I dont need a front .....my rawness is poised sober
    ill bring death to your speech like you chins voice overs
    they say bush ignored the signs, his wits need to be sharpen
    ask your dad about prevention and if he had known shit wouldnt happen.
    fuck your pacifist shit, this is where the peace turned
    voting ends sunday, and you know chinese stay open for easter.
    so learn step to the side, just watch no need to hide
    considering your stature and size its weird to see an asian with pride.
    so few battles and id already call you a has been
    with that weak pitch of a verse its true death of a salesman.
    great thinkers ponder and leave the best for tomorrow
    while I drown out your writers voice in a half empty glass of water.
    Ill take a page out the past, and after that is all yours
    history?...well I do like your old cultures when I bury toy soldiers
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  5. D. Butcher

    D. Butcher New Member

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  6. Mr.Perfect

    Mr.Perfect New Member

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    over no shows
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  7. KingCity

    KingCity aka Smarty Pants

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    I went with Zang here. He started off slow, but then kicked it up after the Easter Bunny line. O had it in the beginning with the Sig. line, but then fell off. This was a blah battle, in my opinion. I went with Zang for the stronger puns.
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  8. I.deal

    I.deal The BOSS of all BOSSES.

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    i gotta give this one to res.. or zhang wang whatever


    other cat had absolutely nothing past the opener
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  9. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    uppin, this needs atleast 2 more votes till its closed
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  10. Rygar's Penis

    Rygar's Penis New Member

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    best lines:

    Kid's a pacifist, well I empty clips easy sonny, believe me dummy,
    Inside ya body, I'll hide more shells than the Easter Bunny.
    You lost to Skrybe in a murderous fashion an' I'm a surly assassin,
    I guess that's two weeks you fall victim to journalist tactics.
    So Let's see who's trying kid, the facts are obvious, what kind of guy is this?
    Who wins? I'm a famous Chinese Warlord...you're named after a gay scientist.
    ^^But hey good pick, I ain't contest truth, you do you, the best dude,
    It was prolly that scientist who helped ya two dads put you in the test tube.


    fuck i hate the gay punches too, but this ones for quoting.
    how your sig talking about the number of men u dream to be holdin.



    vote = res in a blowout
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  11. Imperial

    Imperial Lex

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    Res was consistent. I was feelin his verse a lot. He had nice multis, and had tons of nice punches. Ochoa had the opener, that was pretty nice. But nothin else really stood out to me. He had lots of personals, but they werent hard hittin or witty. I got Res takin it, jus had more punches i liked.

    Vote: Zhang Liao
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  12. Mr.Perfect

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