25 Mr Skull 3-0 vs 26 Smarty Pants 3-0

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  1. Eddie.

    Eddie. Weee

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    ps. stfu orthodoxx...smarty is dope...
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  2. Big Famous

    Big Famous Chea!

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    ^^^I appreciate that Eddie. Thanks.
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  3. Orthodoxx

    Orthodoxx Fuck you

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    Eddie?
    My bad Smarty.
    I'll see you soon :)
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  4. 730..

    730.. Hi.....

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    Skull came weak from the start and only tried picking up in the middle of his verse didn't really bring alot of effectivness from my perspective....Smarty came with some aight shit from the start some cool lines kinda fell off then recouped at the end again......close battle but i think that Smarty edged it out.....

    vote sP
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  5. Mister Gots

    Mister Gots New Member

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    vote- skull


    dick grown an inch line was hilarious..


    smarty.. has a lot of potential.. couple of pretty good lines.. white tee line was cool
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  6. Part II

    Part II The next best thing

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    This was a Nice battle I can say that Niether came weak & I enjoyed the read of both verses. But truthfully? Skull has copme way bettle then this.. that verse was Defnitly a open mic type verse. Niceness but it lacked Attack.
    Smarty on the other hand did have a nice quotable:

    lol that gave me a chuckle..

    Vote=Smarty Pants

    Good battle fellas, keep bangin'
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  7. dicnyaeye

    dicnyaeye Guest

    Skull
    It's too easy for me, he's a pussy..bare and alarmed
    It's cool, cause if sex is a weapon your scared and unarmed
    lol, nice opener
    I'm back now.. in a battle, you'll die with brute force
    Been a champ, so why the fuck should I even try with you for?!?
    ok
    I'm bragging, so what... I'm doing it because I'm bored
    Confidence won't carry you... you'll need dump trucks and more
    not that good
    Relaxing time, I'll coast real easy cause it's over bitch
    Ya name speaks for itself... it's telling your dick to grow an inch
    nice personal
    What you doing here... see, your lines show no purpose
    You made it to 3-0 off of people not showing & ya no-show verses..
    ok personal
    I got pull so I ain't haveta show no verses, I'ma cocky fuck
    So you can IM your pals cause I'm an icon and your not me bruh..
    weak
    Shows how much I care, when it's cruchtime, pest...
    I'm STILL bullshittin' and ain't even thought about writing a punchline, YET!
    cool
    Skull the type that's hard to vex...
    Cause I could end your text career... when it ain't even started yet
    eh, not good
    You'll be left on the curb, cause I doubt that you score
    Smarty writes his verses on old napkins from the house for the poor
    not good
    Retard, to ever spit what you write's a crime
    Rhyme is an artform...
    You have enough trouble trynna color inside of lines
    ok, that was nice
    Thought daddy left you? you get suprised by the bundles
    Your not a bastard... your pops just came disguised as your uncle
    lol, that shit was funny
    Funny, I'm dominant I bet this is hurtful news
    I'ma beast... I was even 1/3rd of Island for a verse or two...
    nice, liked that shit
    ...Don't be scared now
    ..fuck it I'ma go 6 more...

    Don't want none ya heard me? get off the net I'm taking a stand
    I'll grab ya mouse and dismantle ya click, like Puff did Making the Band
    eh
    Truth is your horrible... anything you write'll hardly hurt
    Sonning you cause...I wear the pants, so change your name to Smarty Skirt
    ok, but not that good
    Shoulda quit 14 bars ago, blowout leave and it's time now
    And if you had listened to my advice you wouldn't be reading this line now..
    eh closer
    cool verse, alot of nonsense punches and filler lines

    Smarty

    It's kind of funny to me, how you did 30 lines in 16 minutes
    Either bitten or recycled...because my name aint even in it!
    good opener
    Got so many alias', do you honestly think that your better?!
    If Jeff deleted your IP, RM would only have 2,000 members
    lol, good shit
    He not remotly close to my puns, that I throw at this trans
    I'll give you a white tee, and you still couldn't match Pants
    nice
    Of course my name is Smarty, intelligent words I like to use
    So when I'm Kicking-Knowledge, Skull is gonna have 1 helluva bruise
    ok
    I'll over-power your weak ass puns, your nothing to me son
    Think you on top of the ranks, when -Oz- says your No. One
    no
    Your unkonwn, so when you fall hard, nobody coming to aid
    He tried to get word-play, and ended up with words-played
    cool one
    Bragging rights belongs to me, so you can't even see this
    You'll be on the Top Punches of the Week...because your the Weakest!
    eh, not original and wasn't a great punch the first time I read it
    Your lines are Below-Average, and your bars are under mine
    So your verse is the real meaning, of that word Under-Line
    ok
    I give you two of the same words, you still couldn't rhyme it
    Because your lines are Left-Out...sort of like this alignment
    like that one
    Your wack Bars are Dragging, and you still couldn't Spark-It
    And my puns have you seeing more stars then the Red Carpet
    eh
    My fists have this dude sleeping, making his nightmares dream
    I have Skull hitting the ground faster than a trip to the guillotine
    ok punch, didn't flow well
    Skull's face is awful...his nose is something that haunts this bitch
    Goverment offered to build 20 tolls...pending the size of his bridge
    ok
    This dude is always online, trying to register another name you dick?!
    Because you obviously got more Free-Time than AOL's Trial Disc's
    nice shit
    "You got wack lines...and I'm fed up!"
    ^^^Woops...go ahead and ban me now, I just bit his fuckin' set-up
    lol
    You lost badly man, would somebody please ring the damn bell
    Because it looks to me like your posting a picture, the way...UR-L!
    cool closer

    close battle
    I gotta give it to Skull for having me laughing more than Smarty
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  8. Big Famous

    Big Famous Chea!

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  9. AlphaOmni

    AlphaOmni Registered Drug User

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    wow, although i liked Skull's verse, i really felt it didn't hit that hard. some lines were cool and well written, but it didn't hit that hard. lol

    smarty just came out and hit em up with hella punches and kept going at it.


    for 30 lines, it's tough to come with a well-rounded verse, and even though skull had some pretty nice lines, it wasn't all that dope. smarty wasn't ALL that dope either, but stayed more consistent and kept hittin em.

    vote-Smarty Pants, the actual punches took the battle

    this was ok, not the greatest read though for 60 fucking lines. shit.

    pz


    p.s. orthodox, you're a fucking moron
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  10. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

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  11. Rygar's Penis

    Rygar's Penis New Member

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    lines I liked:

    Relaxing time, I'll coast real easy cause it's over bitch
    Ya name speaks for itself... it's telling your dick to grow an inch
    What you doing here... see, your lines show no purpose
    You made it to 3-0 off of people not showing & ya no-show verses..
    Shows how much I care, when it's cruchtime, pest...
    I'm STILL bullshittin' and ain't even thought about writing a punchline, YET!
    Retard, to ever spit what you write's a crime
    Rhyme is an artform...You have enough trouble trynna color inside of lines
    Thought daddy left you? you get suprised by the bundles
    Your not a bastard... your pops just came disguised as your uncle
    Truth is your horrible... anything you write'll hardly hurt
    Sonning you cause...I wear the pants, so change your name to Smarty Skirt
    Shoulda quit 14 bars ago, blowout leave and it's time now
    And if you had listened to my advice you wouldn't be reading this line now..

    He not remotly close to my puns, that I throw at this trans
    I'll give you a white tee, and you still couldn't match Pants
    Of course my name is Smarty, intelligent words I like to use
    So when I'm Kicking-Knowledge, Skull is gonna have 1 helluva bruise
    My fists have this dude sleeping, making his nightmares dream
    I have Skull hitting the ground faster than a trip to the guillotine



    Dunno...Smarty needs to work on his concepts.


    vote = Skull
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  12. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

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    skull win
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