25 Mr Skull 3-0 vs 26 Smarty Pants 3-0

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  1. -Oz-

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  2. Mr. Skull

    Mr. Skull G.T.P.

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    haha, I just finished keying it.. I did 30 match it if you want


    It's too easy for me, he's a pussy..bare and alarmed
    It's cool, cause if sex is a weapon your scared and unarmed
    I'm back now.. in a battle, you'll die with brute force
    Been a champ, so why the fuck should I even try with you for?!?
    I'm bragging, so what... I'm doing it because I'm bored
    Confidence won't carry you... you'll need dump trucks and more
    Relaxing time, I'll coast real easy cause it's over bitch
    Ya name speaks for itself... it's telling your dick to grow an inch
    What you doing here... see, your lines show no purpose
    You made it to 3-0 off of people not showing & ya no-show verses..
    I got pull so I ain't haveta show no verses, I'ma cocky fuck
    So you can IM your pals cause I'm an icon and your not me bruh..
    Shows how much I care, when it's cruchtime, pest...
    I'm STILL bullshittin' and ain't even thought about writing a punchline, YET!
    Skull the type that's hard to vex...
    Cause I could end your text career... when it ain't even started yet
    You'll be left on the curb, cause I doubt that you score
    Smarty writes his verses on old napkins from the house for the poor
    Retard, to ever spit what you write's a crime
    Rhyme is an artform...
    You have enough trouble trynna color inside of lines
    Thought daddy left you? you get suprised by the bundles
    Your not a bastard... your pops just came disguised as your uncle
    Funny, I'm dominant I bet this is hurtful news
    I'ma beast... I was even 1/3rd of Island for a verse or two...

    ...Don't be scared now
    ..fuck it I'ma go 6 more...

    Don't want none ya heard me? get off the net I'm taking a stand
    I'll grab ya mouse and dismantle ya click, like Puff did Making the Band
    Truth is your horrible... anything you write'll hardly hurt
    Sonning you cause...I wear the pants, so change your name to Smarty Skirt
    Shoulda quit 14 bars ago, blowout leave and it's time now
    And if you had listened to my advice you wouldn't be reading this line now..

    ...Are you still here??
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  3. Big Famous

    Big Famous Chea!

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    Yeah, I'll match it, no doubt. I'll edit this with my verse later.
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    It's kind of funny to me, how you did 30 lines in 16 minutes
    Either bitten or recycled...because my name aint even in it!
    Got so many alias', do you honestly think that your better?!
    If Jeff deleted your IP, RM would only have 2,000 members
    He not remotly close to my puns, that I throw at this trans
    I'll give you a white tee, and you still couldn't match Pants
    Of course my name is Smarty, intelligent words I like to use
    So when I'm Kicking-Knowledge, Skull is gonna have 1 helluva bruise
    I'll over-power your weak ass puns, your nothing to me son
    Think you on top of the ranks, when -Oz- says your No. One
    Your unkonwn, so when you fall hard, nobody coming to aid
    He tried to get word-play, and ended up with words-played
    Bragging rights belongs to me, so you can't even see this
    You'll be on the Top Punches of the Week...because your the Weakest!
    Your lines are Below-Average, and your bars are under mine
    So your verse is the real meaning, of that word Under-Line
    I give you two of the same words, you still couldn't rhyme it
    Because your lines are Left-Out...sort of like this alignment
    Your wack Bars are Dragging, and you still couldn't Spark-It
    And my puns have you seeing more stars then the Red Carpet
    My fists have this dude sleeping, making his nightmares dream
    I have Skull hitting the ground faster than a trip to the guillotine
    Skull's face is awful...his nose is something that haunts this bitch
    Goverment offered to build 20 tolls...pending the size of his bridge
    This dude is always online, trying to register another name you dick?!
    Because you obviously got more Free-Time than AOL's Trial Disc's
    "You got wack lines...and I'm fed up!"
    ^^^Woops...go ahead and ban me now, I just bit his fuckin' set-up
    You lost badly man, would somebody please ring the damn bell
    Because it looks to me like your posting a picture, the way...UR-L!
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    Goodbye...say hello to 3-1.​
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  4. Big Famous

    Big Famous Chea!

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  5. Con God

    Con God New Member

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    hot damn Num, duke came wack last week....
    but lil nikka smarty gobbled you here dun dun

    I told you to roast him dawg.... that keystyle really didnt do much
    more puns fresher matrial... nice and original verse from smarty

    v- smarty
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  6. castro'DAMUS

    castro'DAMUS j o e y h o f f a

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    Smarty Pants Loses For Editing After Num's Verse Was Dropped...

    but Num won anyways...

    why? because smarty pants forced his whole verse, it was either played or just corny....you tried to be original, but....that wasn't the case
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  7. Big Famous

    Big Famous Chea!

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    ^^^Exactly, did you not see me say that I'll edit this post with my verse later? The only thing that was edited was the post saying that I'd match his 30 lines. Thanks for trying, but you fail.
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  8. Orthodoxx

    Orthodoxx Fuck you

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    Word, Smarty's shit was played. He had a few lines that I haven't seen before such as the no. one line and the left out shit, but most were flipped concepts.

    Skull came more original. Feelin the nameplay, the uncle line, a lot of dope ORIGINAL concepts.

    V/Numskull
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  9. in awe

    in awe solo

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    wow

    smarty got this easily, nice verse homie
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  10. Mid Evil

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    skull wins, pants loses anyway for editing

    but
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  11. Oz Da God Emcee

    Oz Da God Emcee New Member

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    num shit on this newb

    vote num
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  12. Big Famous

    Big Famous Chea!

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    And I will quote it again.
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  13. DIVINITY FLOWZ

    DIVINITY FLOWZ New Member

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    not gonna judge off the lateness shit 'til Oz or Demik say something bout it, but.........

    Skull... started off kinda weak, but got better... threw some ok punches, not too many personals, flow was cool too but the other dude didn't have mnay either... ok verse overall

    Smarty.. started off better, but fell of towards the end and you didn't come with many personals wither even after you clowned him for not having many.... plus your flow was not great... pretty simple structure

    Vote... Skull
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  14. Eddie.

    Eddie. Weee

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    vote-num

    smarty...
    Of course my name is Smarty, intelligent words I like to use
    So when I'm Kicking-Knowledge, Skull is gonna have 1 helluva bruise

    you just basicly said that skull is smart^

    other than that, you actually had a pretty dope verse, and i must say, it was pretty close...but skull just barely edged it out

    vote-skull
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  15. Mr. Skull

    Mr. Skull G.T.P.

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  16. Big Famous

    Big Famous Chea!

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    Thanks Skull, same to you.
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  17. Big Famous

    Big Famous Chea!

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    Oh, and Eddie, where is knowledge? In the Skull. So that's why I used it. Lol.
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  18. The Royal Penis

    The Royal Penis God.

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    ionno, skull said himself, he didn't even write a punch till at least half way through the verse... EVerything smarty had was a punchline.... i think smarty had a better verse, skull seemed quite a bit more like open mic type verse.. it was close...


    vote-Smarty pants...
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  19. Orthodoxx

    Orthodoxx Fuck you

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    OMG^.
    Seriously this kid is the worst voter.
    Royalpenis.
    Lmfao.
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  20. Big Famous

    Big Famous Chea!

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    ^^^You voted already, you mind staying out of my battle now? Thanks.
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