11. Noobie Ned 2-0 vs. 12. KempoMRK 2-0

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  1. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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  2. KempoMRK

    KempoMRK The Don Corleone

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    Check. 16?
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  3. Noobie Ned

    Noobie Ned i'm noo here

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  4. KempoMRK

    KempoMRK The Don Corleone

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    Damn ya girls loose, it was boring as hell for me,
    She got so much empty space...the bitch could replace DVD's,
    Worth a go though, took her from the right then the left,
    I screwed her in so many ways...she complained to the ref,
    Dope setups and punchlines, say different and ur a liar,
    ^ > Mixing these two...is the nearest Ned'll get to fire,
    Ya bars are dire, everyone is begging you to stop,
    Cos ya verses are so wooden...birds'll nest on the top,
    Ya gotta have a credit card and that must be ya gem,
    Cos bitches get ya digits daily...to type into the ATM,
    You have to try harder to win, show me what ya worth,
    I'll make ya put in such hard labor...you'll start child birth,
    Neds a perv, getting at girls over his web browser,
    I'm at 14...now watch this dude drops his trousers,
    Last line was cool but my opponent is far from magnificent,
    He's lost so many battles...B.Boys crash looks insignificant.
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  5. Yung Impression

    Yung Impression RBL Finest'.....

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    ^^lmao...WTF!!!
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  6. Noobie Ned

    Noobie Ned i'm noo here

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    You been acting cocky.... talkin 'bout baggin hoes
    But now you looking so 'fraid.. ya expression matching ya clothes
    ....Aiight kiddo.. now prepare for wreck.
    Ned will whale on ya face.... like giving ya bitch oral sex
    I'm the guy who spit fire and fry ya ass
    Watch me blow Kem up... like being high in science class
    Ya verses are played... nuthin else to say about 'em
    More gay lines than theatres showing Brokeback Mountain
    Ned the n00b ... I'm known for flawless murders...
    But no one can flawless you... unless Danzeil lose net service
    Yeah you two stay voting one another.... a couple bitches
    Who do more exchanges, than a store right after Christmas
    Pathetic.... try Kempo, ya getting get hurt
    How you gunna roundhouse... when you cant even Kick a decent verse?
    I hit you with a clip... fuck karate kicks bitch
    You heard I use crane-style? Only when fillin ya ditch


    muthuhfuckah
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  7. J Dot C

    J Dot C 1x RBL Champion

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    overall
    ned's 1st half of his verse wuz hot...it simmered down a lil bit towards tha end but still wuz enough for tha win...


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  8. Noobie Ned

    Noobie Ned i'm noo here

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  9. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    up over no shows
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  10. Calibre

    Calibre Peoples Champ

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    wack battle, wack wack wack wack wack

    but vote - kemp

    he made me laugh with the 14 line, that was jokes.. and some other slightly funny bars..
    apart from that.. everything else was wack..

    sorry, but yall need to improve. BAD
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  11. Georgia

    Georgia New Member

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    yea, wack battle


    you guys are in a league of your own

    who the fuck is danziel?

    anyway, vote KempoMRK for clearly being better than ned but still being wack
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  12. Noobie Ned

    Noobie Ned i'm noo here

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  13. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

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    Kempo

    Dope setups and punchlines, say different and ur a liar,
    ^ > Mixing these two...is the nearest Ned'll get to fire,

    That was interesting. Good.
    You had some decent lines, and that drop ya trousers shit was interesting. Keep at it..


    Noobie Ned

    ....Aiight kiddo.. now prepare for wreck.
    Ned will whale on ya face.... like giving ya bitch oral sex

    ight


    Ya verses are played... nuthin else to say about 'em
    More gay lines than theatres showing Brokeback Mountain

    ight

    Yeah you two stay voting one another.... a couple bitches
    Who do more exchanges, than a store right after Christmas

    lol cool

    Pathetic.... try Kempo, ya getting get hurt
    How you gunna roundhouse... when you cant even Kick a decent verse?
    I hit you with a clip... fuck karate kicks bitch
    You heard I use crane-style? Only when fillin ya ditch

    decent

    DUnno why cats hating, your verse was pretty decent, definitely above average. Good battle, and feel free to drop a vote on my steez.

    Vote Noobie ned
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  14. Text45

    Text45 Jock 9mm.

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    Last line was cool but my opponent is far from magnificent,
    He's lost so many battles...B.Boys crash looks insignificant.

    thats pretty much all that was decent from kempo

    nn had

    oral sex, exchanges and brokeback mountain

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  15. .SOBE.

    .SOBE. hell no

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    what the shit was with kempo's verse.. nothing was good.. the 14 line was decent I guess =/

    ....Aiight kiddo.. now prepare for wreck.
    Ned will whale on ya face.... like giving ya bitch oral sex
    Ya verses are played... nuthin else to say about 'em
    More gay lines than theatres showing Brokeback Mountain
    Pathetic.... try Kempo, ya getting get hurt
    How you gunna roundhouse... when you cant even Kick a decent verse?


    Kem nameplay was played btw.. but that didn't really matter





    v/ Noob
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  16. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    didnt like kempo's at all, just was really basic battle shit, i dont think he had very many good lines at all


    noobie ned flipped a couple joints effectively enough to win


    vote noo
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  17. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    Noobie Ned wins
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