It's dirty. Adjust your dongs accordingly.
I have a heart too, you guys.
Nothing at all.
New music video dropping here in a week, but nothing else. I'm still looking for a job, and misinterpreting pussy for happiness....
Bored, my nigga?
So here's a shit one for attention.
My GM has decided to demote me back to driver. That's right. I will once again be a CDL driver, picking my...
I've never cared about the temp of my drinks. I'm not saying I like warm milk, or hot apple juice, but I really don't mind if my water or rockstar...
Subscribe because you love me... like family... like a really gay family.
Do you like it there?
Watched my son get rolled over by an 18 wheeler right in front of me as I tried to pull him to safety.
I woke up right as his screaming stopped....
Licorice is one of them.
The smell alone makes me gag.
I do, however, love Sour Punch Straws. Anything coated in sour sugar gives my tongue a...
Went to see 2 Guns (good movie btw) with a Latin lady friend of mine.
Got the roughest hand job of my life. She used my dick as a fucking stress...
Seattle really kicked the shit out of Denver Sat night...
Who saw that coming?
but don't take it, because you're at work and don't want to be fired for sexual harassment
doesn't suck as much shit as before
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